Let's be honest, most of us have done one of these at some point.
1) The "Lone Wolf"- someone who thinks they can do everything on their own but can't
2) The Politician- the one that insists on using you as a human meat shield
3) The Lost Puppy- that teammate that is scared and follows you around without being of much use at all
4) The Statue- the teammate that is frozen the entire match
5) The Spotlight - the teammate that wears a bright shader and wonders why they can't find good cover
6) The Forever Confused- the one that can't tell who is on their team
7) The Ghost - that guy that you forget was even on your team
8) The Benedict Arnold- the evil one that pushes you into enemy fire
9) The Death Wish - the one that runs out and yells at the other team to shoot him
10) The Lagger - this is the one that has suck a bad connection that he can somehow faze through walls
If you have any others, be sure to add them in!
Be sure to share any videos if you have them!
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Edit: Also see my new post, "The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide"!
Here is a link to it:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194698097/0/0
Also The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide ( IB Edition )
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/195186115/0/0
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No bullshit, I figured out I'm all of these at IB Clash... What a nightmare.
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I love meat shields.
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When I'm playing well, I'm the [b]IDDQD[/b] I am an unstop apple machine of kills. Everywhere I turn, I get a shotgun kill, a melee kill, a sniper headshot at 2 feet away, a pulse rifle triple, a grenade double kill, a quadruple super, and 1 death the entire game. [spoiler]its only happened like 4 times though. [/spoiler]
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10) The amateur streamer- tries to do stupid or risky plays to make hits on youtube. 11) The delusional mlg- tries to challenge the same sniper after being sniped by that same person 4 rounds in a row. but this round there might be a chance!
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I guess you could call me a 'Trapdoor Spider' player. I usually find an area of the map to patrol and move back and forth killing anyone who comes near and usually aggro-ing enemy players who come seeking revenge eventually. If I feel I am at a disadvantage in a gunfight, I run until I can find an area of the map to turn and trap my opponent. In normal crucible, this tactic is hit and miss and sometimes results in me leading an enemy right into my unsuspecting team mate. In IB it's amazing since I can inform my team I'm leading enemies into a trap. Did this pretty much this entire IB managed to get 2 Unbroken Medals back to back. One on Blind Watch as a Striker Titan(19-0), the other on Cathedral of Dusk as a Defender(15-0). The game on blind watch ended with a couple of my teammates falling back to my position with 3 enemies in tow. The opponent titan popped a defender bubble right outside. I Fist-o-Havoc'ed all three of them for the game ending kill.
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I'm the Politician. That is definitely me. In my defense, I will try to at least keep you alive.
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The amazing revenger. The guy who gets repeatedly killed by the same opponent and goes out of their way to exact revenge, ignoring objectives etc.
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8 Antworten10) [url=http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/DuAcXBoSna/video/15262498]The 'It's not my day' dude in your team[/url]
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The try-hard: that guy on your team with "its" in front of their Gtag
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The Kobe-throws nova bombs and nades crossmap thinking it will kill something The YEET!!!-tgrows grenades that end up killing themselves The ALAHUAKBAR-runs in with no health and nova bombs attempting to kill six people and succeding but dies Make some more under this comment
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"The Not-So-Sharp-shooter" the guy who's dedicated to sniping, but is terrible at it. Like, um, me in about 1 out of 5 games. (Okay, crap, 1 out of 4.)
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1 AntwortenThe guy who goes around Tea Bagging other peoples kills. Has 0 kills, 0 assists and 0 objectives completed.
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I'm always the lost puppy in trials lol
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The Magnet : will guarantee that a sniper round will strike me directly in the face after being confused by the glint.
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The Honest Abe, when you're in orbit and they say, I don't play PVP much.
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1 AntwortenThe "I got this" guy. The guy that attempts to clutch every trials round instead of running for a rez. Usually by trying to pull the whole team through a narrow choke to snipe. Works about 40% of the time. I'm this guy.
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I am a death wish in my self. always push into spawn, I'm a hard pusher. but Ik how to stay back if I need to. I play aggressive.
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If a Lone Wolf. But there is nothing I can't do. For example, I'm on my alternate account right now, Vexy Minion, playing my 260 warlock, unupgraded Stormcaller, playing Banner. I've played 3 games so far, and got best in the game in 2, and 2nd best in the game in 1. #TitanMasterRace
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The Rydog: plays one game and goes top with 2.0+ kd. Next game rock bottom with 0.0000001 kd lol
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I've accidentally pushed people into enemy fire. [spoiler]I'm so sorry!!!!! :([/spoiler]
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"The Lamb" - fireteam that continues to use the exact same strategy every round despite being slaughtered before special has time to spawn.
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Bearbeitet von X1XPETEX1X: 2/29/2016 5:54:44 PMDude you forgot me "The Fugitive " The guy that always pushes the enemy teams spawn but I always end up running back through my team with at least five guardians on my tail. It's partly because maybe I'm the "The spotlight ".
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The guy who gets sniped, wastes 30 seconds ranting about snipers and doesn't tell you where he got shot from.
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#10: The guy that gets DC'd with 3 seconds left in the game.
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The Know It All - The team mate who won't hesitate in giving instructions, but gets the least amount of kills.
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I'm all of these except 4-6