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Bearbeitet von BobBQ:
2/23/2016 3:00:24 AM
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Confessions of a Teabagger
WARNING: teabagging is a very sensitive subject for those of you that were born after the turn of the century. This topic may trigger some of you attack helicopter gender-kin identities. I am not sorry.
Let's start with the fact that bagging is more an art than it is an attempt to insult. There's so many different ways to perform a bag. Jump bags for the more athletic. Implied bags for the night stalkers who can only shadestep. Subtle bags- did he just teabag me? It's all teabagging and it all gets the point across.
I used to be part of you that were angered by having nuts dropped on my face. I would rage when people did it. I would hunt down that person in particular and have the most intense leg day you've ever witnessed to get my revenge. THEN I GREW UP. I realized what I was getting mad about. NOTHING.
Change your perception of what bagging is. There's a story about a group of monkeys and a ladder with a basket of bananas at the top. Everytime one of them climbed the ladder to get the bananas, they would all be shocked. Eventually, they learned to stop climbing the ladder. Then one of the monkeys was replaced with an outsider. Obviously, the first thing the new monkey tried to do was climb to get the bananas. The monkeys that had all been shocked all ganged up on the one climbing and beat him to near death. One by one the monkeys were all replaced and all of the new monkeys were all beat up. Eventually, none of the original monkeys remained yet they all knew not to climb the ladder, despite not knowing that it shocked you.
People enter the crucible everyday and some see a person crouching rapidly over a body. The noob thinks, "wow that looks fun" or "he must be telling him good game". The noob goes around teabagging every kill he gets thinking he's congratulating all these dead foes when, in reality, he's dropping his 12 year old nuts on other people's faces and all in their mouths. It's all about perception.
Personally, I'm well aware of what it means to teabag someone. Yet, here I am, happily dipping my potato chip all over the battlefield. Nobody is immune to being tapped by my male taco. I'm here to get under your skin and it seems to always be working. I get hate mail saying "why you bagging if you lost scrub" with infinitely worse grammar. These 12 year olds usually get a reply back about how my kd was triple theirs or something of the like. See you all in the crucible. Most of you will only see the bottom of my hairy balls.
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1 AntwortenBump for hairy testicle love
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5 AntwortenYou reallllly -blam!-ed up the monkey story
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1 AntwortenHad a guy Tbag me in Trials yesterday when their team was up 2-0.. needless to say they didnt win another round and got Team Bagged at the end. Shouldnt T-bag unless your positive your going to win.. IJS
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1 AntwortenI <3 OP (♥ω♥*)
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2 AntwortenA couple days ago while playing trials my team lost the first match, then the enemy team started t baging. So my team decided to destroyed them in trials and we t baged them after each kill. The enemy team got worse and worse after each round. Just a side note on my end they all had a Thorn equipped so it was justified to destroy them.
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1 AntwortenAdmires monkey analogy...checks OPs stats... confirmed: Puts his money (balls) where our mouths are. http://guardian.gg/en/profile/1/My%20Crayonz/14
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1 AntwortenThis teabag post was by a guy who leaves raid groups because we talk about "cheesing" totems and how we don't deserve rewards for speeding up the process.
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4 AntwortenI prefer to scheme. And you sir are the epitome of players i hate. Who cares how good you are. If youre a poor sport that gloats THAT much then you arent to be respected. Its a game. I play to have fun and relax. People like you play to torment others in a pathetic contest of measuring dicks. Which only showcases the small dog syndrome you tbaggers have. Dont be crass. Show some class. Otherwise youre just an ass. Peace.
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1 AntwortenAlthough I don't condone bagging in Crucible, I did enjoy the post. Well written and completely honest.
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4 Antwortenayy crayon, keep on forgetting to msg you. still wanna carry me in trials?? lol
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1 AntwortenI don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don't drop your man taco now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will slather my sweaty man bag all over you.
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1 AntwortenI usually dont Tbag, but I couldn't help it after I hit this http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/RussiaNPandaZ/video/15024770
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1 AntwortenI had the first comment on this post, and now it's in trending *sniff sniff* they... They grow up so fast!
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2 AntwortenTime to grow up
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It's the new PC culture it's "rude" to tea bag lmao sure there is an implication of genitalia but they are still in a suit of armor. If I die over something real stupid bad grenade or whatever I literally deserve to get tea bagged especially in trials same goes for everyone. If you get sniped in the same spot more than once expect to get bagged for doing the same thing two times in a row and expecting a different result. When people pull of sick multi kills I feel the bow is most appropriate. When you win a reaaaalllly close game, grieve (the sorrow emote)
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2 AntwortenBeen bag'n since halo, not gonna stop now!
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von RenderWolf: 2/22/2016 9:55:29 PMI don’t think people are going to like my opinion, but hey, thats what forums are all about. Personally, I find bagging to be insulting because…well, thats what it is. Your literally rubbing your victory in someone else’s face. I get it that perception matters, but lets not kid ourselves here, its not the whole “Tie a Yellow ribbon around an old oak tree” thing. Your bagging someone, a google search explains everything. I was playing with my dad during doubles and someone started bagging me (I‘ve played a lot of PVP games, nothing new) but then they stroll over and start bagging my dad…I. Was. Furious. Don’t kid yourselves into thinking that bagging is all a part of the game, its rude and yes, its childish. Its the most pathetic victory dance anyone could ever conceive and its things like this that make 12 year olds start acting so obnoxious at such an early age (its the parents fault, but you guys are the ones they look up to). Lets not drink the Cool-Aid (or in this case Mountain Dew) as it where, and lets just try and be frigging decent to people for a change! This concludes this public service announcement, you are now free to move about the forums.
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2 AntwortenMy personal favorite bag is the Wild Wild West bag
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1 AntwortenI thought the post said Confessions of a teenager.
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I still find it impossible to understand how people get angry for getting tea bagged, it's just funny. Even when I get T'd i find it more funny and don't get angry.
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1 AntwortenSo much salt from digital ball sacks.
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I shave my balls
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I t-bag while shooting to avoid bullets but people think I'm mocking them so they proceed to t-bag me
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2 AntwortenI get worried that people get the "mistake bag" when I kill them and hit B twice thinking I still have shadestep on.
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1 AntwortenI keep reading this and it just doesn't stop being so funny
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3 AntwortenI've been T'ed. I've also self rezed to kill the Bagger just to dip my nutties on his helmet.
