[quote]My boyfriend left me yesterday for my best friend and now I'm all alone.
Will someone be my valentine? Please I'm desperate. :(
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Jokes on you guys! I'm not really a girl Lol
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#Offtopic
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"Everyone's a guy, every female is a neckbeard and every little girl is a FBI agent"
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Pics or gtfo
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Send nudes and then we can talk.
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I'm sorry for you and I don't mean to be rude but you weren't the only one alone yesterday
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9 AntwortenBearbeitet von ScarlettCrowe: 2/14/2016 9:43:11 PM
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Most obvious catfish of all time.
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My mute button is on fire today!
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I bet she's a guy
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Probably because you're dumb enough to look for a boyfriend on a forum full of random trolls.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Terry2119: 2/15/2016 11:07:56 AMYou made my dick so limp that when it hit the ground you could feel the ground shake from New Zealand
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1 AntwortenI would but that would be incest.
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2 AntwortenITT: Thirsty guys pretending to be girls look for attention from other thirsty guys. [spoiler]There are no girls on the internet ;)[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenG8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8. Now go on ur d8 so you don't get h8 for being L8
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1 AntwortenMale detected.
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5 AntwortenI don't know why, but I believe her. This is obviously not bait or anything. God knows, there are literally thousands of lonely, desperate 19 year old girls in the world looking for attention on Valentine's Day. And the obvious place for them to go is #offtopic here at the b.net.
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Lots of ninjas removing comments but no comments made by ninjas
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#attentionwhore
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Errmmmm nah. Too late.
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Pick up a toy
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You lost a best friend and a boyfriend. I'm sorry you had a shitty day. That really sucks.
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I've seen better b8 would r8 5/8
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Please tell me you have alittle more decency than coming here.......Oi vey. No. No sympathy. You have made me question my fellow women.
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7 AntwortenBearbeitet von angry0lbgrampa: 2/15/2016 7:29:15 AMSure, but I am married. So I will say what I say to all women. You are a beautiful woman, inside and out. Do not sell yourself short. There is a man out there who completes you. He will be like a Key to the lock on your heart. When you meet him, your life will change completely. Everything will simply make sense. Do not be shorted, and do not settle. The perfect man or women for you is just around the corner and they will blow your socks off. With Love, Your valentine.
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[spoiler]If dicks could fly, your mouth would be an airport (Copied & stolen from someone elsd idc)[/spoiler]
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[quote]Gays have no rights and sould be put on anti feminist pills or sum shit like that! Feminazis have no rights because there women. Women have no right because men are in all ways superior. Transgendered arnt people and blacks are -blam!- heads how eat there own shit![/quote]
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Desperation is a side-effect from prolonged exposure to [REDACTED]. Please report your condition to your local law enforcement office.