Virginity is a heteronormative, misogynistic social construct designed to shame women for expressing our sexuality. Also, the hymen "breaking" is a myth.

only analy ;)

My account is probably as old as some of these kids who play destiny... I gotta leave this place.

the amount of yes , worrys me lol.

"If your having sex your not playing Battlefield"

As a freshman in highschool, It would be very worrying if I wasn't

Yes. I AM PURE UNLIKE ALL OF YOU ROTTEN SINNERS OUT THERE. [spoiler]I will reach my final form as the top paladin of the world and smite the red scum that we call the communist devils (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]

No. I'm 42. If I was that unlucky, I'd have paid for it by now. But I broke my duck when I was 19. As Voltaire once said: "It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue, and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge."

Story 1 [spoiler] Last August I got engaged. However, I hadn't met her family yet. The day I was supposed to meet them, though, she got caught up at work and needed to stay late. I head over to her parents' house alone. I rang the doorbell, and I was surprised to greeted by a rather attractive woman in a towel. She said, "Oh, you must be Pelo! I'm your fiance's sister! I've heard so much about you!" She paused for a moment. "My parents won't be home for another hour...so if you wanna have a little fun before you tie the knot, come join me upstairs..." She turned around and started up the stairs, dropping the towel as she reached the top. I stood there for a moment. I could feel the sweat forming around my forehead and a sinking feeling in my stomach. I turned around and started towards my car. When I got to it, her parents were standing there with beaming smiles on their faces. "Congratulations! You passed the test! You were presented with temptation, but you remained loyal! Welcome to the family!" her family exclaimed as I shook her father's hand and hugged her mother. I guess the moral of the story is to keep your condoms in the glove compartment.[/spoiler] Story 2 [spoiler] There was a plane flying over the Caribbean. About halfway through its flight, the plane crash-landed on a small island inhabited by natives. There were only 4 survivors: Pete, John, Bob, and Jerry. When they came to, the natives told them that, in order to live, they needed to follow their instructions. Fail, and they would lose their heads. The first instruction was to go into the jungle and bring back a fruit. The first person to come back was Bob, with a mango. The natives told him to shove it all the way up his ass. Now, it's a mango. Bob failed. The next person to come out was Pete. He came out with a banana. He got it almost all the way in, but that last inch couldn't go, so he died. Next came John, with a small handful of berries. John starts putting them in one by one, and on the second to last, he laughs so hard they all come out, so he dies as well. In the afterlife, John met up with the other two that had died, and they asked him "Hey man, what happened? You could have made it out alive!" John replied, chuckling, "Guys, you should have seen Jerry come out of that jungle with a pineapple!"[/spoiler]

Yes, and I'm staying that way until I marry.

-Be 19 -Living in my college town -Doing school things -Works at IHOP -Because college town, pancake joint be swinging -A group of four guys come in every night -Three are nice and tip well -One asshole -Asshole always gets six pancakes -After two months of dealing with them cannotdeal.jpg -Asshole's magnitude far outweighs his friends' likability -Slowly developing cancer from asshole radiation -He seems like he hasn't mentally evolved yet -Likely bordering retard status -Huge muskills though -Instead of going for direct confrontation, I make a decision -I am slowly and methodically going to -blam!- his mind -Every night, one pancake gets more penis-like in nature -About 4-6 degrees on the floppy Johnson every day -realslowlike.gif -Because I introduce the dickcake slowly he doesn't notice for awhile -I watch happily and giddily as he chokes the cockcake down -It begins to be the centerpiece of my day -He finally notices after it is a straight up honkin' dick -Added whipped cream at the end of the blueberry urethra -Theresastormcoming.jpg -One fateful night I personally deliver the dickcake -He looks me dead in the face and asks me -"Hey," *Deciphers nametag (Letters hurt him)* "A-an-no-on, Anon What is this shit?" -idontknow.jpg -"You better start talking or I'll talk to your manager." -Manager... We'll refer to him as "C" -C is my best friend -dastardlyplot.jpg -"I'll go get him for you -blam!- sir." -I sneak in " -blam!-" because I'm feeling extra alpha -He notices, not happy -I approach C and explain everything -He rotflmaobbqs all of it, every detail -He is in on the conspiracy now -Props to C for his improv work - He sneaks in about nine penis related puns into his talk with asshole -*Paraphrasing* "Sir, we don't just dick around back here. My employees didn't mess with your junk. You need more evidence than one penis shaped pancake" -Other tables hear and enjoy giggles -I'm dying in the kitchen -Asshole scowls, pays, and walks out -getlawyered.jpg -No way this mother-blam!-er will come back tomorrow -Just in case, C gets everyone on our shift in on it --blam!-er comes back -Sits in different zone so he doesn't need to deal with me -Doesn't matter -This was our night to bring hundreds of Phallic references into culinary form -An army of workers ready to bring penis into every open conversation -We were armed and ready -It was no ordinary penis assault -This was the All Hallows Eve of cock -All us workers replaced our nametags with a penis reference -Chuck, Dick, Peter, Johnson, and the asian busboy? Dong -We all stuffed to front of our pants with socks to give a noticeable bulge -We plan the attack in waves -Phase one begins -"Johnson" takes orders waving bulge in assholes face -Asshole's order: Mother -blam!-ing Pancakes -fool.jpg -Cue "Dick" -He brings drinks, spilling asshole's on his cock region -Total improv -"Dick" furiously cleans his pants inches form asshole's face -Uproar in the kitchen -Other tables are getting shitty service this evening -#Worth -Two more waves pass -Asshole stands -Kitchen goes silent -He walks to the kitchen -Dohshit -TROOLINTHEDUNGEON.gif -We scatter -C takes over and calms him down -Should have been a counselor -Commence final wave -Asshole had seen "Dong" clean up "Dick's" spill and had caught wind of out nametags after that -I stroll out -He looks pissed as -blam!- -I hand him not one, but six straight up cocks, no disputing -Bacon pubes, Cherry herpes, Whipped cream jizz -My nametag for this evening? -Penis -He rages and punches me cold -Wake up in the hospital -All employees standing around my bed -Wake up to applause -Broken nose -Still #Worth -Never see asshole again -From that point on, we where know as IHOC -International House Of Cock

28.999998% are liars [spoiler]come at me bbys ;*[/spoiler]

I'm a skeleton. I've lost all my reproductive organs.

I got drunk and didnt really want it. Can i vote "YES"

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