I've made this before, but there are always new people to reply. So tell me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Made my mom cry
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8 AntwortenTold a Twitch streamer to delete system 32
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6 AntwortenBearbeitet von Soviet soldier: 2/15/2016 11:19:00 PMI made cereal [spoiler]I poured the milk first[/spoiler]
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13 AntwortenI once punched a kid so hard in the chest he almost died cause he couldn't breathe for about a minute or two I say he was just being a little bitch cause he [i]totally[/i] would've just passed out
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[url=http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a13151/semen-protein-shake/]Told You[/url]
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Bearbeitet von The Chosen : 2/15/2016 2:43:17 PMI was buying some peanut M&Ms at a store, and at the cash register the lady asked me If i wanted to pay in cash or credit... [spoiler]and I said [b][i][u]DEBIT[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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9 AntwortenI almost stabbed a girl.[spoiler]She flinched, so, I missed. Then someone of authority walked into the room, so, I didn't exactly get another opportunity.[/spoiler]
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Pretended I was a modder so I could take games an dlc from people on Xbox when I was still playing there
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5 AntwortenI took someone's music sheet for the concert so when they got up to play snare drum, he had to wing it and the look on his face was priceless
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1 AntwortenNot post the meanest thing I've done
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Not really mean but about 5 years ago when I went to this summer camp this one kid with this gay ass Justin bieber hair thought he was the shit. He picked on everyone so one day me and my friends got snow cones. He comes up to me and pushes the snow cone in my face. I walk over to him [spoiler]by the way I had scissors with me because I had a plan[/spoiler] I shove the snow cone on his head and chop off a lot of his hair and then I made him eat the snow cone. He didn't mess with anyone after that.
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2 AntwortenI dropped a dog didn't know u couldn't my bad u live and learn... I'm 6'2 btw so he was pretty hi up
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I was playing soccer once and someone tackled me. He got a few punches to the face, and a kick to the stomach. He never played against me again.
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2 AntwortenMade a bowl of cheerios
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I told someone who broke up with me to go get hit by a bus. The guilt is real.
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Pissed on a bum
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I called an anorexic girl a walking stick. I was in detention for a week.
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One time I didn't drink all of my milk. I just left it hanging. One sad hanging breast, full of milk, with no one to drink it. I know I'm pretty savage AMA.
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5 AntwortenIn kindergarten I threw a wooden block at a kids head. He was missing a hand and I thought he was weird. To this day, I feel like the biggest piece of trash on the face of the planet. I've always felt terrible about that. I'm really sorry. Oh and I'm now 24 years old.
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5 AntwortenThis kid that was sort of our "friend" (we all just picked on him but he still tried to hang out with us) got a job as a pizza delivery boy. There was 3 of us at my friends house and his rents weren't home. So we ordered pizza and grabbed paintball guns then climbed onto the roof. We hid so no one could see us from the front, and when he pulled up got out then started to walk to the front door. We poped out and started shooting him with paintballs.
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Stabbing my sister with a fork 4-5 times...
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[quote]Not with that face[/quote][spoiler]This face[/spoiler][spoiler](>•-•<)[/spoiler]
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Kicked my friend's shin in 2nd grade. [spoiler]My leg's are artificial... So yeah. Nearly broke his leg. Bad bruises. :([/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenInsulting someone for shitposting then proceeding to make my own shitpost.
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This one time, I didn't appeal to all genders by putting "sir or madame." Instead, I ended with "mate." I know, mate, it's terrible. inb4tumblrjokes