I've made this before, but there are always new people to reply. So tell me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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judging the dead
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5 AntwortenI was playing baseball one time and I got mad at this kid who was showboating and taunting us and threw a high speed fastball right into his stomach
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14 AntwortenPushed a girl face first into a water fountain in the 1st grade. Took my friends sister virginity. Slapped my friend in the face with a used condom. Smashed a guy over the head with a bottle when he came at me. Stole some girls dog and my friend kept it. Tossed a lot of pumpkins at a van going 50 MPH(kept driving past it). Made some Asian guy cry during a high school wrestling match. Made this fat kid take a shot of pee for $10. There's more but I'm lazy.
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1 AntwortenAlways punch-kidding sround my friend even though it really hurt him. In my defense, it was in 1st Grade. You could say I played the Halo 2 level where you punch the Profit too many times
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2 AntwortenI peed in my brothers cologne because he was a jerk haha
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I yelled the N word in a grocery store. Apparently people don't like it when you yell Nipples.
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1 AntwortenA girl in my class got embarrassed and she said she was gonna kill herself so I got up and screamed "Then do it Bitch, stream it so I can watch"
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1 AntwortenYounger brother was annoying me by smacking me in the head. I've told him to quite it a few times or I would make him stop. He continued, so I found one of them hook screw things, screwed it into the wall and hung him up by his underwear. He was kicking and screaming and I was laughing my ass off. Mom walks in starts laughing and walks out. XD
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3 AntwortenTold one girl if she didn't shut up and bash her face in. Then again she said she was going to pull of another girl who gone through kemo wig off so........no guilt.
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Released a golbat in fire red
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6 AntwortenIn middle school during a dodgeball game I put everything I had on this one throw and hit a small girl in the head. She had recovered from leukemia the year before. Another good story was during a lacrosse game in middle school. One of parents for the other team thought I was too old and wanted proof I was 13. I was allowed to play, found out which kid was that parent's child. He was smaller and weaker than I was and I hit him every chance I got ultimately knocking him out.
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4 AntwortenI used to pretend I'm someone else online :( fake pictures, accounts and all.
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2 Antwortenforced a hot chick to suck my dick
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9 AntwortenPushed a girl down the stairs :D
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When I was like 8 I threw a small plastic chair at my brothers head
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I ripped my brothers condoms ;)
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5 AntwortenFlipped off a baby from a respectable distance and the baby copied me. The mother was not very happy. I was never caught.
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Killed an afk host I invaded in dark souls
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2 AntwortenBe me Volunteers @ local mud run See runner not 10 feet away from me. (Pre-run) Idea.jpg I go up to her Say there is security alligator. Tell her it's for eating geese (the director hates geese.) Starting to convince her, but not fully. Other volunteer heard me. Comes over. Imscrewed.com He starts talking to her about the security alligator too. Lmfao in my head. When we finish conversing, she walks up to her mom (?) and says: "Did you know there's a security alligator?" Runner was in her 30s. Maybe not the worst thing I did, but the funniest definitely.
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Shoved a rake handle through the spokes of my brothers bike tire while he was riding it. Was funny watching him superman over the handlebars. Should stayed out the leaves I'd been raking all day......
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2 AntwortenSomeone asked me this when I was 6. My reply was, "I beheaded my sister." At the time I didn't know the difference between beheading and headbutting. ;D
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Told someone the truth
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Told this girl I had been talking to for awhile to f[i]u[/i]ck off, I personally didn't think it was mean after her stupid decisions she went on a spree making, but I did get loads of texts from her friends and calls too saying how much of an asshole I was and saying how her boyfriend would come after me (ironically the source of her idiotic decision) but as usual. All of this talking got them no results. I would've apologized, but she didn't deserve one.
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Was feuding with a kinda friend, don't remember what he did, but I pissed in his cola *shrug* I was a teenager mind you, teenagers do dumb shit.
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Ok so this one time a few years ago I was at the park with some friends and we wore joking around so what happen is that on the playground of the park there was this kids and some parents Me and my friends we wore haveing a competition to see who could trow their shoe the highest and the furthest, so it was my turn so i did it and it flew really far and hit a lil girl in the face. I was like holly shit, i -blam!-ed up And the bad part is that my shoes wore convers so it was heavy