I've made this before, but there are always new people to reply. So tell me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Farted in a sweet box, sealed it, waited for two weeks, gave it to my dad and said "DADDY!! IT SMELLS LIKE SWEETS STILL!!" I was 7...he was sick
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37 AntwortenBearbeitet von Kid Named Finger: 6/14/2023 1:10:03 AM
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Ate 632 paperclips in under a minute
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A classmate of mine (same gender as me) is constantly hitting on me. So I was walking to my next class this one time, he came up and attempted to ask me out. I responded with, "Bro, I'm not gay, but even if I was, I wouldn't date you."
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I lit someone on fire...... I'm a convicted criminal now :/
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I drink out the milk carton
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This was a while ago, me and my friend were at a park and he had a pair of new Jordan's. So I pushed him in a muddy as puddle and his Jordan's were completely ruined. He started crying and walked home barefoot lol
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Im not a mean person but i was messing around once. So my friend got new shoes a week before this happened, and he did something pretty bogus to me. Wont say what, but it was laughable at best. I felt like an asshole, so later that day when he was unaware, i took his shoes and dipped them into his swimming pool. 5 minutes later, we decided to go somewhere, and he puts on a shoe and it soaks his feet. Good times.
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2 AntwortenI don't want to tell you
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And would you like fries with that?
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I popped a kids blood vessel once
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I said nothing as someone spouted foolishness as gospel truth.
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One time in 2nd grade this girl began running to the other side of class, as she was about to pass my desk I "mysteriously" had the thought to trip her on purpose, so I stretch my foot out to the side and the next thing you hear is smack! [spoiler]I was a second grader... No regrets[/spoiler]
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Child Pornography
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6 AntwortenI chipped a kids tooth
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1 AntwortenI wish I could remember but it was something I did to my twin, dang it
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1 AntwortenI curbgrinded this obnoxious fatass who was trying to hit on my wife. [spoiler]this was when we were dating[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenMean? Not necessarily... Unintentionally mean? I got a few of those, the main ones are: When I was 5 or so I was playing basketball with little pebbles, I made a few shots, then the next one bounced off the back board and smashed/shattered the neighbors back window of their car This one needs a tl;dr because it's long: Long story short my older bro and I trapped a squirrel inside a trash can and put firecrackers in it
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Purposefully make my friend eat bad pizza
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6 AntwortenTook this kid's virginity without asking.
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13 AntwortenI brought up[spoiler]the [b]game[/b][/spoiler]
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3 Antworten8th grade. Coming home from a field trip and I really had to pee so me and a friend both pissed in the six flags big cup. when we got back some girl was complaining about being thirsty. we told her it was apple juice and she drank it, haha good times good times
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Punch a kid in the face and laugh because his nose looked like squidward's.
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Steal a ds from a kid at school But I gave it back anonymous
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1 AntwortenHaving children. I shouldn't have been so mean to myself.
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A few days ago I switched between scrunchies to have the 6 I liked the most and went to self checkout so walmart wouldn't notice....