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6 AntwortenIn my sophomore year of highschool, this gal we're gonna call Lacie Herb came to sit at our lunch table. We.... Didn't want her there. Instead of taking the hint and finding other people to sit with, she insisted and then got hostile when we blatantly told her she couldn't sit with us. Particularly at me, because I was the tallest girl at the table, and I have a reputation for being a snarky bitch. She spills my drink all over my new jacket and asks me if I want to fight. I'm not a fighter. I'm basically Starscream. Things are super tense for a minute and then she walks off all pissed. I'm lowkey furious about what she did. There is a red targeting-reticule on this bitch's back. So I decide to get even. Over the next few weeks, I tell her that I'm sorry we told her to go away and I forgive her for spilling my drink on me. We "mend fences". I pretend to be her friend. By the time finals roll around, she thinks we're -blam!-ing pals. Besties, man. Like two -blam!-ing Xenomorph embryos in a face hugger. In case you couldn't tell, she's dumb as a brick. Which means she needs any help she can get with finals. So I tell her she can cool it on the frantic studying and I'll provide the answers in English. When English rolls around, I smile at the bitch and watch her sweat. The answers never come. Lacie Herb failed two classes that semester, and would go on to eventually drop out.
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4 AntwortenRKO'ed this girl into a lake off a 12 ft pier.
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Threatened to cut some other kid's lips off when I was 3-4
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2 AntwortenCheat on my girlfriend with her sister
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10 AntwortenHit a rabbit with my lawnmower.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Urban Shade: 2/19/2016 5:41:06 AMIn the 2nd grade I choked a kid to stop him from bullying me. Just had it with the humiliation and everyone just watched me do it. Ofc I released him, never again did he bully me or other kids.
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19 AntwortenAte KitKat.... [spoiler]......without separating the bars[/spoiler]
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I didn't text this girl in a month because i got grounded. She got worried, started panicking after 3 days, called 76 times, it even got to a point where she ended up in the hospital from literally being worried sick. I texted back a video of someone farting in someones face. [spoiler]jk it's based off a copypasta I think [/spoiler]
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20 AntwortenThere are still a few pictures of my ex and I up on facebook. Things ended badly between us, but we're friends now, so we leave the pictures up. About a week ago, her mom commented "Some ugly things are best left behind." on one. Knowing fully well that her mom was going through a divorce because her husband was cheating on her, I let go with "You know, your husband is probably saying the same thing about you to his new lover."
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3 AntwortenI was 14, dated a girl for 3 months or so, she sent nudes and started cheating on me, I posted all her nudes on her facebook for everyone to see. She quit facebook, she has mental issues now, she sees a therapist and I have brown plated toaster strudels
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1 AntwortenI left a Lego on the floor and my friend stepped on it ;_;
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I asked for nudes from my best friend, and she said "convince me to send them." And so I wrote out this looong 5 page essay about how she should send them because we are best friend and junk, then when she said maybe, I said it was a joke and I didn't want nudes. I think I gave her some emotional problems...
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I'm a cereal killer. I eat a bowl of corn flakes every day.
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Stood on a pease of cereal... I was convicted of cereal killing!!!!!
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21 AntwortenThrew a flashbang into a hospital room of epilleptic kids that were watching a disney movie.
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1 AntwortenFed a little hungry girl a sammich with dead bugs and peanut butter. She wanted more...
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2 AntwortenTheres this kid that always drinks milk. Like ever F-ing day. So i found out where he was getting it, (the on school ground store), and filled a few of the containers with white paint. [spoiler]*chuckles*[/spoiler]
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10 AntwortenWhen I was in 6th grade there was this kid who didn't like me very much for some strange reason, probably because I stole his dog for a while, anyways he always hot me in trouble for things he did. It was like that for a month until he went to the library to pick up a book. It was a new Harry potter book and all the kids who loved Harry potter in my school haven't read it yet, so I thought..."I'm gonna get everyone to hate him". At P.E we leave our backpacks in the class and the teacher goes and eats lunch or whatever so the classroom is empty for a bit, so I went into the classroom and took the Harry Potter book and went to the bathroom and threw it in the toilet, then go up to the office and told them that I saw a book in the toilet. Then I heard them call him up to the office and when he came out he was crying because the school told him he had to pay for the book since it was in his possession, and the book was like 50 bucks for some reason which is a lot for a kid in 6th grade, then everyone was wondering why he got in trouble so I told everyone that loved Harry potter that he threw the book In the toilet and peed on it. Everyone who loved Harry potter hated him, which was everyone, all he kept saying was "I didn't do it!" Haha
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Nothing is too mean when it comes to science!
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There is a awful lot of judgment here...
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2 AntwortenSo this kid is that popular kids that everyone secretly hates. He's also that white kid that acts black even though he's super rich and really white. So one day he comes over to our table and sits down. Then he starts insulting us. At this point I've had enough so I grab the hair on the back of his head and slam it into his lunch tray. The black kids table is parallel to ours. The quarterback of our football team comes and says you beat his ass? I say I beat his ass. He laughed and walked away. Then a popular girl comes up and fist bumps me. It was a good day.
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2 AntwortenThis little Mexican kid at a family party (my cousins are Mexican I'm not) called me cracker and my brother cracker JR. I told him to shut his mouth before I deport him.
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Bearbeitet von ZooooWeeeeMama: 2/21/2016 9:32:12 PMWhen I was 8-ish, an odd kid moved into my neighborhood. His name was Elijah. He was always really weird, and every weekend and every day of summer break he would come to my house. It was always at the same time, too, at around 12:30. He would play my PS2 and eat our families food. Both me and my parents rather disliked him, so I made a mean surprise. [spoiler]Just so you know, 8 year old me was a douche[/spoiler] I found 15-30 water balloons, filled half of them with, I shit you not, vodka, and the other half with red food coloring, not red water, but the actual syrupy crap. To top it of, I found a bucket, and filled it with piss. When he came over, I put everything on him, and my family saw. My mother and father acted pissed, but when he was far away, they were so proud. He moved soon after, because NAVY shit sucks. Later we found out he had a social disorder of sorts, and I felt like a huge ass, but it was hilarious.
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Bearbeitet von mdcaimbeul: 2/22/2016 3:46:09 AMI punched a kid in the face on the stairwell and then he fell backwards off the railing broke is right leg and arm.
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1 AntwortenWhen I was a kid, middle school, some other kids made of of this kid who just wasn't smart. Potentially a little slow as in with a learning disability. In an effort to fit in, I joined. This is just the way it was. One day I saw him by himself and he just looked so sad. I figured it was probably because he seemingly had no or very few friends due to being picked on. I just felt so bad and couldn't participate anymore. In fact, it changed who I was friends with in the following years.
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Farted in a sweet box, sealed it, waited for two weeks, gave it to my dad and said "DADDY!! IT SMELLS LIKE SWEETS STILL!!" I was 7...he was sick