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Bearbeitet von vikus:
2/6/2016 4:12:09 AM
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You see a BUNGIE employee changing their tire on the side of the road
What do you do
[b]EDIT[/b] Holy crap! Wake up, and the post has over 200 comments.
Nice to see players humor after all the crap lately, that we have had to deal with
[b]Edit[/b] crazy almost 400 comments!
Also, why are some of you so serious? question was meant to have fun with, and to be a reason to make funny comments lol.
[b]EDIT[/b] 600 COMMENTS!
English
#Destiny
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Bearbeitet von YahyaTV: 2/5/2016 2:52:36 PMDrive by... Who the hell stops for a random broken down vehicle? If there was a crash that's different, I'd stop and help, except if it was Luke Smith, then I'd stop and throw a jerry can into the inferno and start recording (#MOTW)
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I'd crotch, go invisible and pop the recent tire they just replace.. Just to be an a hole.😃
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Ram a boot up their a$$ [spoiler]Unless they're an Offtopic ninja[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenStop. Look at tyre. Offer help. Stand close to inflated Tyre looking at it intensely for three minutes. Take new tyre and put it in my car. Update him on the situation: We are aware the tyre is flat and will start rolling in tyre change update as soon as we are happy of the test session of the new tyre. Stay tuned. I'll see you next week for the weekly update. Leave.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Batiste: 2/5/2016 4:34:39 PMFill up the low tire .04%.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von Dezzie19: 2/5/2016 4:26:30 PMI'd feel sorry for them, they probably just finished a 12 hour shift moving a rock on mars 2 inches.
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1 AntwortenI would give 0.4% of my help!
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4 AntwortenI walk up to them and say, would you like some help fixing your problem? Allow me. Then I slash the other three tires. Afterwards I proclaim that if they want the problems I just created fixed its going to cost them $1,000 upfront and an additional $100 per tire. In addition I tell them that if they throw the money at me and make it rain then I might just give them tires that actually have air in them but no promises. Justice
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How would I know he's a Bungie employee? Doesn't really matter, if I was driving: nothing, drive past. If I was walking: probably nothing, walk past, changing a tire is not hard and he'll be fine. If he was clearly having trouble with it, I would help. If I somehow find out he worked at Bungie, same answer but once it's done I'd ask for free shit and say halo rules.
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Offer to help if he'll "accidentally" slip up and delete the last word from every aspect of the game
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Remove the wheel in 30 mins using a standard wrench. Apologies that your power rench isn't working due to the fact you didn't spawn in with specialist ammo.
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Deflate the other 3 tires to match the broken 1. That's the Bungie logic in "fixing" things.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von ATCcowboys: 2/5/2016 6:10:40 PMI pull over right next to him, roll down the window slowly, look him right in the eye and say [spoiler]DISMANTLE MINES, YES?![/spoiler]
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Shotgun melee him back to hell
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3 AntwortenThere's a 0.004% chance I'll stop to help.
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3 AntwortenStop and nerf the lug nut wrench into a swiss army knife and explain it was OP because that is all anyone ever uses to change a tire. Then as they try and place the tire onto the axle keep kicking the tire into traffic and explain that the tire is having some difficulty with its movement path. Then as they attempt to secure the lug nuts with the swiss army knife they will notice the lug nuts are smaller than the bolt. Once again, explain that it is now year 2 and your y1 car parts are now inappropriate to use. If they would like appropriate sized lug nut they will have to spend $50 and then grind for them for about 30 hours. As they rage explain their feedback is appreciated and we are listening when, honestly, we are not.
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2 AntwortenYell "Working as intended!" as I drive far away to a brighter future.
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2 AntwortenTell them I have a great new super huge tire for 59.99 , then give him a valve stem cap . Then when he complains I will tell him I have the rest of the tire for another 40 dollars .
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Bearbeitet von Vortex: 2/6/2016 12:41:01 AMWho ever is in charge of RNG, they're getting a good kick in the ballz
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I hear that you have a flat tire, don't worry for I am investigating the problem. Ill be back next week.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Jasssen: 2/6/2016 12:37:01 AMI'd walk up to him charge him $20, grab his spare tire and sell it back to him for $250
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Not enough info. Is he/she in a wheelchair? Is there some reason they can't complete this simple task without assistance? Assuming they need assistance, is the employees name Luke Smith? Then the answer is: Honk, string curse words, throw whatever's available (not at, or toward him, because that's assault, and even Luke Smith isn't worth that) and say "Give me back my damn Elemental Primaries you idiot!" If it's Deej: Stop, help him change the tire, recognizing that he is only able to say the things his company allows him to say. Discuss the fact that you would like to see old content raised up to current levels. Wish him a good day. If it's Cosmo: Stop, help him change the tire. Don't say anything about the game. This guy has no power at all. Wish him a good day. If it's some random programmer: See "If it's Cosmo". If it's Pete Parsons: Stop, help him change the tire. Tell him the same things you told Deej, and ask him to fire Luke Smith. Make his good day wish contingent on his willingness to fire Luke Smith. Alternate for Pete Parsons: Stop, tell him that you will help him change the tire if he fires Luke Smith.
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1 AntwortenI would put the tire on and turn the lugnut .04 percent then I'd walk away.
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Bearbeitet von ramses.metus: 2/5/2016 11:37:29 PMI would start to help. Then every now and then just freeze, then do a quick movement then freeze. Make it really annoying and just blame lag and report him for poor connection to life.
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Help out if i have time. Just like anyone else
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3 AntwortenHow do you know they're an employee?
