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Bearbeitet von vikus:
2/6/2016 4:12:09 AM
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You see a BUNGIE employee changing their tire on the side of the road
What do you do
[b]EDIT[/b] Holy crap! Wake up, and the post has over 200 comments.
Nice to see players humor after all the crap lately, that we have had to deal with
[b]Edit[/b] crazy almost 400 comments!
Also, why are some of you so serious? question was meant to have fun with, and to be a reason to make funny comments lol.
[b]EDIT[/b] 600 COMMENTS!
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#Destiny
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1 AntwortenCommunity : "we deserve stuffs" Bungie : "we're trying to give you stuffs" Community : "we hope you die or at the very least suffer inconvenience and possibly lose your jobs because it's not fast enough and I want more more more and some of the things you've said in the past are now lies in my eyes and truthfully it has cost me dearly, so dearly I have a bone to pick, nay, a literal gun in my hand aimed at your face for you've ruined my enjoyment - RUINED MY ENJOYMENT !" Bungie : "Valentines day event?"
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I'd help him out. In return is ask him to look at my patch notes on the feedback forums.
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40 AntwortenBearbeitet von LunaticFringe2A: 2/5/2016 3:13:20 AMAssist them. Make them use thier Y1 jack instead of my Y2 one. Put his Spare tire in Xurs rotation... or not. Change the tire for free, but charge silver for a package that might contain a lug nut. Flatten the other tires to balance them with the faulty one. Change the tire, but remove the steering wheel because it benefits the driver too much. Change the tire, but lousy hit detection prevents you from tightening the lugs. Inspect the deflated tire, ponder why it isnt working as well as the others and decide to remove more air to see that increases performance.
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I ask them to purchase the tire changing dlc. I will of course release the nuts every 4 months which means you will get your complete tire change in one year. Oh and *slashes your spare tire* get to work now
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1 AntwortenHelp him/her for 0.04 seconds........then nerf the jack while using my scheming emote
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Ask 500 silver for a book on how to change a tire
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Bearbeitet von vikus: 2/6/2016 4:11:52 AMThese comments are insane lol
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Keep driving
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1 AntwortenDo a sick fish tail maneuver that would slam the back of my vehicle into the employee crushing him between his vehicle and my own. Extra points for launching body parts 25+ feet away.
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The whisper of the bullet that enters his head
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Give him parts that are not relevant to his problem while deej explains what he can do with them.
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4 AntwortenI can't drive so...
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I would help them change their tire to the best of my abilities. Once it is said and done, hopefully they go for a handshake, where I would grip tightly, lean forward, and whisper, “WarlockMasterRace," then walk back to my vehicle without another word.
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Bearbeitet von Birdjsb: 2/6/2016 2:44:17 PMSame as anyone else I see on road. If I have my son with me, I keep going. If nor, I stop and help.
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Obviously pull up next to him, pop all his tires and then open a tire stand. [spoiler]this is ironic I just don't know how[/spoiler]
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Tell him I'm going to put 5% air in his tire but add .5%. Then nerf his other tires to match the bad one.
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Bearbeitet von chickengoujohn93: 2/6/2016 1:48:15 PMTell them that you will patch the puncture of their tire in 6 months time.
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1 AntwortenI tell them it will be $60.00 for taking off the flat tire and an additional $40.00 to install the spare.
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Bearbeitet von Gold: 2/6/2016 1:29:58 PMPull out Lucille ;)
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Pull out a rocket launcher and fix there damn car lol
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2 AntwortenHelp them because I am not a whiney bitch who holds a grudge over a video game.
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1 AntwortenHelp him, because I am a good person
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For 60 bucks I can give them a spare tire with no lug nuts. Lug nuts are an extra 20 each. You wanted a jack too? That'll be another 40. Oh wait, now your gonna need a new tire now too, that ones from a year one manufacturer
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help them, because they are human just like myself.
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Doesn't matter who, I'd help regardless if it is within my power to do so.
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i would flatten another tire so they're upset cause everyone wants 2 flat tires then replace the flat i made with a spare that only lasts 50 miles and expect them to sing praises about me because i fixed it.....meanwhile the original tire is still flat....... oh and then after i leave for a month id hire a guy to stay there and tell them I'm listening and looking into the problem....more to come soon and I'll fix it in about six months but when i do im gonna take his seat belts because that will definately go unnoticed so i can save the day by giving him some duct tape later
