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Bearbeitet von vikus:
2/6/2016 4:12:09 AM
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You see a BUNGIE employee changing their tire on the side of the road
What do you do
[b]EDIT[/b] Holy crap! Wake up, and the post has over 200 comments.
Nice to see players humor after all the crap lately, that we have had to deal with
[b]Edit[/b] crazy almost 400 comments!
Also, why are some of you so serious? question was meant to have fun with, and to be a reason to make funny comments lol.
[b]EDIT[/b] 600 COMMENTS!
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#Destiny
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Palm him the last word him
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Nerf their tires from being round to square despite no one having called for a nerf on tires.
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One question, How exactly would I know this individual was a Bungie employee? they all work in an office building and generally dress how they want on a given day. But regardless if I'm driving down the road I'm going somewhere, I don't go out on random leisurely drives to pass the time, so unfortunately I ain't stopping for sh!t. You wanted honesty and there you have it.
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Bearbeitet von xSinicle: 2/8/2016 6:27:40 PMI have tools but I may or may not help him regardless if hes Deej or some new guy straight from college. My good deeds are random to any bungie employee rank, just like.... [spoiler]i never got gjallarhorn until xur sold it the second time while my noob friends got it quick ;_;[/spoiler]
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110 AntwortenPull over *Slow clap* charge him for that Inspect the vehicle Deflate other tires to balance the flat one Inspect further Drain power steering because it makes driving too easy Drop spare tire Use air pump to over inflate spare tire Install spare tire Write MIDA on spare tire with sharpie Wait 3 months then deflate tire Drive him to Walmart for new tires Buy him a sack of potatoes for more server space Force him to go to a Mexican salsa dance party on the way back, as a 'special event' Ask him to buy you tacos to help equal out the cost of gas to Walmart Hype up how great these tires are going to be Tell him to throw money at your dashboard Install 1 of the new tires Wait 1 week to install another new tire Wait 3 more weeks to install another tire Currently still waiting for the last tire to be installed
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I would pull over and tell them the spare has been nerfed they have to make do with 3 wheels till the next update and drive off
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6 AntwortenHelp him out, then get on with my day, since I'm not five.
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I saw a guy in mars patrol with the gamertag "Bungo please" I died on the floor
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It becomes taken
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Bearbeitet von El_Chunky: 2/8/2016 6:34:52 PMI tell him that I have updated tools to change the tires that will help him to change it in 1 minute, when he asks me for the tools, I'll just keep talking about their features, but he will never get the tools
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Help them out, because that sort of thing isn't fun. Then ask them for a tour around bungie headquarters, and then continously barrage them for all the things we are missing that they showed,hyped and made us think we were buying within the game.
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Keep driving
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Lick my sack, boy.
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Bump, pure comedy gold
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Tell him I'll give him .04% of my time
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I would said employee a shit load of questions.
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Post it on LFT
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Spoopy XP: 2/7/2016 9:37:29 PMHelp him[spoiler]burst all of his tires[/spoiler]
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Trow my dog at him
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Look at him and say "I would help, but I already used .04 percent of my effort just to stop so my job is done"
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2 AntwortenNerf the rest of tires and say it's balanced and working right as intended
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Help him/her. Am I the only nice one here?
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I run the employee over
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I'd drive off the road in an attempt to stop by him.
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Repair the broken tire for a fee of $40, but also remove the other three tires at the same time. I'm pretty sure that's what Bungie do.
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Wait 12 months to raise the jack 0.04%.
