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2/3/2016 8:48:57 PM
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My Friend is Dating my Long Time Crush
What should I do? I've been texting this girl for months trying to get her to like me and e swoops in and steals her with full knowledge I like her. I'm really confused.
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Kick him in the dick. Sleep with his ex
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Go text his ex
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5 AntwortenGet over it. The bitch obviously doesn't like your fatass, and your so called "friend" isn't much of a friend.
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4 Antworten[quote]swoops in and steals her with full knowledge I like her[/quote] Alpha. [quote]I've been texting this girl for months trying to get her to like me[/quote] Beta.
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Tell him
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YOUR FRIEND HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH A COMMUNIST SPY SHOW IT THAT DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
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-blam!-ing shank him when no one is looking[spoiler]its not illegal if they don't find out[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenHe's clearly not your friend m8.
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"Mr. Steal yo girl"
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He's probably deep inside her as we speak. Lucky bastard
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Should have made a move faster, nothing you can do now.
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Seems like there's really only one option here.... [spoiler]kill him [/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenIs this a paradoy thread
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You have to go on the porch grab a nice cold beer bend her over and -blam!- her right in the pussy
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It's not like you had a chance anyways, you're probably really ugly and awkward around girls
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2 AntwortenJust saw that [i]"Bro Code"[/i] down there, that code is completely nonsense and doesn't help with this [i]situation[/i] Anyways your choices are: > Continue talking to her, you and your friend will eventually attempt to kill each other depending on both of your physical strength. > Let it go and move on, if those two are meant to be together then you shouldn't get in the way of it. If those two aren't meant to be together than you could date her. Nothing wrong with waiting. > [i]Alternatively[/i] Continue talking to her only to be overly opinionated, aggressive and she will never talk to you again.
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1 AntwortenDude, that's no friend. Raise a private army of about 700000+ infantry, with 13 aircraft carriers, each able to carry 10 F-35 Lightnings. Have an AC-130 gunship, with a 30mm Gatling cannon. No mercy.
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1 Antworten1. Kill him and steal his skin. 2. Wear his skin and assume his identity. 3. Break up with girl in a terribly mean way(the skim isn't a permanent disguise option, trust me.) 4. Resume your real identity and comfort girl. No one said love is easy but if she's the one she's worth all the effort
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Did your friend know about this?
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Challenge him to a game of dominoes. You loose he keeps the girl. You win.. He still keeps the girl.
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15 AntwortenRelevant [url=http://www.brocode.org/page/16/]BroCode Rules[/url]: #1[quote]Bros before hoes – A ‘hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or any other direct family.[/quote] #28[quote]In the event that two Bros cock-lock on to the same woman, the Bro who has been without woman the longest is given first shot, a shot that must be taken within 24 hours, before being passed on.[/quote] #49[quote]A Bro shall not damage another Bros’ chances to score with a chick.[/quote] #63[quote]No sex with you Bro’s ex. It is never ever permissible for a Bro to sleep with his Bro’s ex.[/quote] #112[quote]Every Bro gets 1 “stay away” card per year to use on a woman they have a special interest in. This can only be applied to single women, who the Bro has known for over 1 month. When applied all other Bro’s are forbidden to date that woman. The year countdown starts from the moment of declaration and is non transferable.[/quote] #136[quote]Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid with bros.[/quote] #167[quote]A bro may only ever stop a fellow bro from hooking up with a girl if, and only if, he is 100% sure that said girl is in fact a dude.[/quote] While it seems to me that your "friend" may be in violation of [i]Rule 1[/i], he did, in fact, give you well over the 24 hours grace period required by [i]Rule 28[/i]. Also, unless you explicitly called dibs on this girl ([i]Rules 136 & 112[/i]) he was within his rights to hook up with her. Unfortunately, now you must abide by [i]Rule 63[/i]. I'm sorry, but it seems it's time to move on.
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Lol at the people who are saying man up. Here's what you have to do. 1. Start talking to this girl, but try to make it seem that you're not that interested. 2. If she starts liking you, and she makes it clear, go for it. 3. By the transitive property, crushes=girlfriends 4. If your friend gets mad at you, use it to show that he is a bad person in front of his girlfriend. 5. Profit
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*Chambers DSR-50* Where does he live? I'll make him stop... *Goes to his house and has a nice chat, convincing him to break up with her*
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Annihilate him.
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Man the -blam!- up bitch
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Get better friends.
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