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What not to say at a funeral.
Think of something messed up that no sane person would say at a funeral.
The best ideas will be added to this list.
My ideas:
1. "He looks like he's asleep. This is almost as fake as WWE."
2. "This party sucks."
3. "Five bucks he's alive."
4. "Whose birthday is it?"
5. "Another one bites the dust!"
6. "Try to hold back your tears, they make people uncomfortable."
7. "He'll wake up soon."
8. "Quick! Let's draw all over his face before he wakes up!"
9. "He had it coming."
10. "It's funny, I always thought Grandpa would be the first to go."
Others' ideas:
1. "Hey girl. Why are you sad? Wanna help me put the "Fun" in funeral? " (Giggity Wolf)
2. "Hey, I think he's moving"
*Waits till everyone runs over to the coffin*
"Just kidding" (TheFanaticSløth )
3. Go up to some old people and say "You're next." (Raijin )
4. "So he owed me 20 bucks should I ask his mother or wife for the money?" (PhillyPhil75)
5. "Who only brought one body to the necrophiliac party?" (The Civilizar)
6. Go up to someone crying "don't worry, it's ok, he's with satan now" (ShockTrue622)
7. "So are we burying him alive or is it just a mannequin?" (Almighty Peanut)
English
#Offtopic
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Bitch had it coming
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1 down, 9 to go...
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"You're next..."
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"Gifts! Yeah! You know, for birthdays, weddings, funerals, of that nature." "[i]Don't[/i] bring a gift to a funeral."
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1 AntwortenSo, uh, that sleeping chick, she's hot, right? [i]That was my sister! She's dead![/i] *zips up pants* What was that, now?
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When do we get to eat cake?
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I knew paying someone to do it was the right thing to do.
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I guess nows the best time to see if them boobs were real.
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2 Antwortencell phone rings the ring tone is highway to hell
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4 AntwortenGo up to someone crying "don't worry, it's ok, he's with satan now"
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He's always been pretty grave but I mean c'mon! This is ridiculous! Is this thing on? *crickets chirp*
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"Hey, I think he's moving" *Waits till everyone runs over to the coffin* "Just kidding"
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Wait, she's dead? *awkwardly pulls hand from coffin*
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*cocks pistol* [i]You're next[/i]
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To the guy next to you, "You're next, pal"
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"I wonder who's next"
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Can I have a turn?
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"That bitch is dead" *looks around* "Why am I the only happy one"
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So when did he die? Three days ago? Dang! One day earlier and I would have won that bet!
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"who's the guy sleeping in that fancy bed? he looks pale."
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1 AntwortenHop on the casket, pump the dead person's chest, then yell "WE'RE LOSING HIM"
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damn, im bored stiff
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Laugh like a maniac.
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That's odd, you think our meal would be cooked *takes notes*
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Oops, forgot to check his body for loot
