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Bearbeitet von Ambo:
2/6/2016 3:50:34 AM
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What not to say at a funeral.
Think of something messed up that no sane person would say at a funeral.
The best ideas will be added to this list.
My ideas:
1. "He looks like he's asleep. This is almost as fake as WWE."
2. "This party sucks."
3. "Five bucks he's alive."
4. "Whose birthday is it?"
5. "Another one bites the dust!"
6. "Try to hold back your tears, they make people uncomfortable."
7. "He'll wake up soon."
8. "Quick! Let's draw all over his face before he wakes up!"
9. "He had it coming."
10. "It's funny, I always thought Grandpa would be the first to go."
Others' ideas:
1. "Hey girl. Why are you sad? Wanna help me put the "Fun" in funeral? " (Giggity Wolf)
2. "Hey, I think he's moving"
*Waits till everyone runs over to the coffin*
"Just kidding" (TheFanaticSløth )
3. Go up to some old people and say "You're next." (Raijin )
4. "So he owed me 20 bucks should I ask his mother or wife for the money?" (PhillyPhil75)
5. "Who only brought one body to the necrophiliac party?" (The Civilizar)
6. Go up to someone crying "don't worry, it's ok, he's with satan now" (ShockTrue622)
7. "So are we burying him alive or is it just a mannequin?" (Almighty Peanut)
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#Offtopic
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3 AntwortenShh hold on he's respawning
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"Two more and I get a UAV!"
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Bearbeitet von fangfireskull: 2/3/2016 3:16:01 AM"Huh, I expected her to start melting and screaming about what a cruel world....." "Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!"
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"...he'll look mighty fine on my wall."
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[b]I call the ribs[/b]
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"Atleast one of use didn't kill him"
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"Wait so who was supposed to bring the lube?"
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Go up to the coffin and say, "Uhh someone was supposed to deliver this thing to hell like 3 hours ago! Seriously, call UPS!"
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That reminds me, I have to go clean the blood off my knife
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I hope our warranty hasn't expired
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Bearbeitet von Slepyoneshot: 2/1/2016 4:47:02 PMHe was my best friend... and now he's gone, which means... [b]RYAN YOU'RE MY NEW BEST FRIEND! GET UP HERE YOU RASCAL[/b]
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"I'm on the highway to hell"
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Bearbeitet von ShadMNT: 2/2/2016 3:57:30 PM"Another one bites the dust" *edit* didn't know someone took it
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Well shit, there goes my medical licence...
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Farming is a bad idea too.
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Wait 29 sec to respawn him -destiny brainwashed me- 😂💔
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telling your grandparents "youre next"
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*looks at everyone* Oh, what's this? [i]Real[/i] tears! Did they pay you extra for that?
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3 AntwortenThis Mystery Box is defective. It only gives you dead people.
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Start singing "Friday - Rebecca Black"
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Sooo...can i keep he's matrice?
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play pop goes the weasle
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Don't have a ringtone of this song playing
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5 on the first list made me laugh
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Man and I thought he was stiff in bed last Saturday.
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Bitch had it coming
