If being yourself "doesn't work," you need to: 1. Find someone else, or 2. Change yourself. Extra bonus points if you: 3. Learn that women are people, and not objects to be possessed or conquered.

Yet another guy who thinks women are not people. Just ask if she wants to go do something, and if she says no youu both dodged a bullet so move on.

Being yourself is [i]not[/i] a practical message. You're going find a movie she wants to see. Go for the hateful eight. Three hours of dick sucking, bloody gunfights, and people ending up half on one side of the room and half on the other is a perfect movie. Or something else. I really don't care. Then, you talk to her. Slip the bomb in, ask her if she's seen *insert chick movie.* Here's the kicker: She's either going to say yes or no. Well, no shit she is. If she says "Yes," then you're -blam!-ed. She likely hasn't even seen the movie. Tell her that the movie looked okay and you were wondering whether [i]you[/i] should see it. If she says "No," then you're good. Again, she may have seen the movie but still answered no. She said no because she's expecting you to ask her out to it. So you say, "Do you want to see it?" Or something more creative. She's gunna say yes, so set up a time, a date, all that shit. Keep talking after that too, don't end the conversation after asking her out. If she says "Yeah, but I could see it again," then you're still good. Act the same as you would if she said no. Trust me, this works 110% of the time. It's a foolproof method. Oh, and if you don't have a car of your own, [b][i]WHATEVER THE -blam!- YOU DO, WHATEVER YOU DO DO [u]NOT[/u][/i][/b] get your mom to drive you two there or some shit. [b][i]DONT -blam!-ING DO THAT.[/i][/b] She may have to get her own ride, but [i]you[/i] pay. And pay for everything. She wants those -blam!-in chocolate candy shits? You buy it. She doesn't [i]touch[/i] her wallet. And hold doors too. Good luck, comrade. Don't -blam!- up.

Don't trust her. She's a synth.

Listen mate Here we go I was in a 2 year relationship and she was my absolute life We'd spend everyday together nothing would go wrong The love was real We'd had problems in the past but we pulled through them and it made us stronger Anyway as perfect as you can imagine a diamond unicorn shitting a dark matter rainbow with Safire flakes is how perfect the relationship was And one day Not so long a go She up and left I was OBSESSED with her I spoilt her And looked after her Treated her Be where ever she wanted me to be Kept after her health Absolutely everything you could think of I knew her best than anyone on this earth But I realised if she wants to leave I have to let her go Yeah I hit depression that shit happens I ain't gonna put you through my life story but I started to stop talking to her and what do you know she came running back flooding me with the 'I wishes and the I miss you' bullshit She's still not done anything about it Just leaving me on a cliff [b]but listen really close my brother[/b] Believe me when I tell you you're too young I fell in love so so young And it -blam!-ed me up -blam!-ed my confidence -blam!-ed my ability to speak to girls anymore -blam!-ed my ability to go out and socialise If you want her [b]treat them mean keep them keen[/b] not to mean but mean enough to know she's gonna be there when you need her But play the field you're at that age You'll only regret it when you fall in love get cheated on and go back to square one because your ex has -blam!-ed 6 guys and you've -blam!-ed her and that's it Go learn how to be a man Hit the weights it makes it known than you're doing yourself good that's attractive to a girl it shows determination they're like a job criteria and you've gotta tick every box to just get an interview, Drink your first beer Get the lads together Go out on a hunt for some girls to chat to Build your confidence And when you come back with 10 girls names under your wing more confident than Jonny bravo with his shit quiff You'll be oooozing attraction with your confidence and you've got to be the [u]CHASEÈ[/u] NOT THE [u]CHASER[/u] make them fall in love with you before you Ruffle her feathers do not make the mistake of young love because there's so much more out there than just what's infont of your eyes my man I learnt the hard way, Don't be like me. Signed your fellow companion of brotherness from the UK [spoiler]mysterious stranger of experience[/spoiler] [quote]love does not rest until until many have taken the adventure you await[/quote] (personal quote)

Just ask her. Girls like confidence.

well, my suggestion involves toast and an envelope

How old are you?

Piss on her to mark ur territory then r@pe her

Just ask her. Seriously, it's not rocket surgery. And yes being yourself actually works.

I knew I shouldn't have opened this

Hit your active. Then go in there and say, "I love you like bacon, and you'll never be too crispy for me."

Walk up to her and say "Is sexy was an Oreo, you'd be a double stuffed one."