Lets think up some uhh.... Poor/inefficient tips for dating/getting a girl to like you/seeing IF a girl likes you. 1. Peeing on her to assert your dominance 2. say I'm going to go take poop, can I have your number so we can continue our conversation as I drop some dark kids off at the pool. Girls like guys that are just honest 3. Walk up to her and say You Me And Shrek ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 4. Poetry: Roses are Red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van. 5. Fart in her eye 6.