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1 AntwortenWhy the -blam!- would I spend precious time and energy molecules to -blam!-ing answer a shitty ass question like this?
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You now have permission to stop holding your farts in.
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I shoot anyone who farts. Including myself
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I don't. Cardboard cutouts don't do that. >:D
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Damn! [spoiler]sniffs[/spoiler]
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Imma eat that bootie like groceries ;-)
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4 AntwortenKinda relevent
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Cup and smell
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My GF doesn't fart. Some people joke about girls not farting but my GF isn't even a biological life form, so yeah, she doesn't fart.
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2 Antworten[i]Preston liked that.[/i]
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High five [spoiler]... I get left hanging[/spoiler] [spoiler]... no one appreciates high fives anymore ;-;[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von nearlight: 1/18/2016 5:13:14 AMRealize I don't have one [spoiler]Wait, then what's that smell...[/spoiler]
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>Implying I have a girlfriend. Good joke, OP.
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I get really surprised because I don't have a girlfriend
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I would laugh... if I had one... [spoiler]Doo doo doooooo... Doo doo DOOOOO... Doo doo DOOOOOOO...[/spoiler]
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Girlfriend? what companions that?
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Girlfriend? what companions that?
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Don't have one, can't relate although I do own a lamp
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She hasn't in front of me yet. Or she's a fart ninja.
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We indulge the sweetness.
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Laugh and smile at each other. Or pretend I'm really mad and she huggs me
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Evacuate as fast as possible.
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Kill her
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Text her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face
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1 AntwortenOp should have made a poll: >I don't care >have a fart contest >fart back in response >I don't have a girlfriend [spoiler]results would probably be 1. 14% 2. 10% 3. 1% 4. 75%[/spoiler]