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Bearbeitet von Spawn:
1/18/2016 12:46:27 AM
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Bad joke thread
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von super_smitty_80: 1/17/2016 2:03:19 PMTwo trees on a hill. One is a Birch and the other is a Beach tree. One day they notice a small sapling down at the bottom of the hill. The trees begin to argue with each other over what kind if sapling it is. "That is a son of a Beach" says the Beach tree. No no, its a "Son of a Birch" says the Birch tree. This goes on for several hours until a woodpecker happens by. The trees ask the woodpecker to settle the argument and fly down to investigate the young sapling. The woodpecker happily agrees and flys down to the sapling. After a few minutes the woodpecker returns and says "Gentleman that is neither a son of a beach, nor a son of a birch, but the finest piece of ASH i ever ever stuck my pecker in!" Hahahaha...its a tree joke! :) Edit: beech not beach. Thank you.
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1 AntwortenWhy didn't the orange cross the road? [spoiler]it ran out of juice[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhat's a dentists favourite time [spoiler]tooth hurty [/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenA skeleton walks onto a bar and orders a beer and a mop. [spoiler]Think about it for a while...[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von Corndoge: 1/17/2016 8:41:32 PM2 morons were sitting on a bench, one of them big, the other one small. Then suddenly, the big moron fell off the bench, but the small one didn't; Why not? [spoiler]Because he was a little [i]more on[/i][/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenWhats the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby? [spoiler]i dont have a ferrari in my garage [/spoiler]
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womens rights
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Your mom
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Guy walks into oryx's bar and asks the bartender is this seat taken?
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2 AntwortenWhat has 3 heads, four arms, and 5 legs?[spoiler]Boston marathon finish line[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von gunnerbeatu: 1/17/2016 7:17:35 PMYou're so fat, you got more chins than a Chinese phonebook!
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What did Avogadro get when he cut an avocado into 6.02 x 10^23 pieces? [spoiler]Guaca[i]mole[/i][/spoiler] Lol :)
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2 AntwortenDid you hear about the guy who did circumcisions for elephants? [spoiler]the pay was lousy but the tips were huge![/spoiler] I'll just see myself out now.
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2 AntwortenAnother settlement needs our help guardians...
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Your mum's so fat. Her blood type is RAGU
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whats a hunters favorite james bond movie? [spoiler]the man with the golden gun[/spoiler]
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Three blondes walk into a bar... [spoiler] You think one of them would have seen it [/spoiler]
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5 AntwortenWhat's worse than 10 dead babies in a jar? 1 dead baby in 10 jars
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Bearbeitet von OnlyAlfredo: 1/17/2016 8:29:23 PMTwo fish are in a tank. One fish says to the other: [spoiler]You drive, I'll man the guns. [/spoiler] Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself? [spoiler]he had no[i]BODY[/i] to go with![/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von an engram full of bees: 1/17/2016 8:18:59 PM[b]Yo momma so fat[/b] [spoiler]Her presence stops health regeneration.[/spoiler]
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3 Antworten"Knock know" Who's there?? "It's me" It's me who?? It's me Xur, open the -blam!-ing door!!
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1 AntwortenWhat's blue and smells like red paint [spoiler]Blue paint[/spoiler]
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von heyhowsitgoing: 1/17/2016 2:12:13 PMWhy did the hipster burn his tongue? [spoiler]he drank coffee before it was cool[/spoiler] What did the pirate say when he turned 80? [spoiler]Aye Matey[/spoiler] What do you get when you combine a skunk with a police dog? [spoiler]law and odor[/spoiler] :D
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You ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
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Destiny.
