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Bearbeitet von Spawn:
1/18/2016 12:46:27 AM
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Bad joke thread
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3 AntwortenY1 jokes Crap...I knew one but Phogoth Oh wait...I know one about Gally...never mind,you won't get it
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3 AntwortenWhats the diference between a [spoiler]fag[/spoiler] and a refrigerator? [spoiler]the refrigerator doesn't fart when you put the meat in[/spoiler] [spoiler]:0[/spoiler]
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2 Antworteni says to Pi "Be rational" Pi says to i "Get real" I got a detention for saying this to my maths teacher.
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1 Antworten'rich cinematic story'
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1 AntwortenWhat does a black guy do after sex? [spoiler] ten to fifteen [/spoiler]
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A doctor enters his patients' room and notices a patient vigorously sawing the air and the other one hanging upside-down from the ceiling. He asks the patient sawing "Hey what are you doing?" The patient looks up and says "THE FXCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?! I'M FXCKN WORKIN!" The doctor looks at the patient hanging upside-down and asks "What are YOU doing?" The patient sawing replies "Oh thats my friend but don't bother with that nut job. He thinks he's a light bulb." Doctor looks at the patient hanging from the ceiling and notices that his face was turning blue. He then turns back to the patient sawing and says "Shouldn't you tell your friend to get down? His face is turning color." Irritated, the patient sawing looks up and say "OH AND HAVE ME WORK IN THE FXCKN DARK?! I DON'T THINK SO!" Haa.....
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1 AntwortenWhat do you call a book club that reads the same book every week?
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1 AntwortenWhat do you call a guardian that farms [spoiler]a guardianer[/spoiler]
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I walked into the doctors the other day, and he asked me for a seamen, stool, and urine sample. To which I retorted "Gee doc, I'm kinda in a rush, can I just leave my underpants?"
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Destiny is not repetitive and very fun.
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Knock knock [spoiler]Hi[/spoiler]
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? [spoiler]look for the fresh prince[/spoiler]
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4 Antworten2 scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist asks for H2O The second scientist asks for H2O too The second scientist dies a few minutes upon sipping his drink [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) H2O2[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von Aqua: 1/17/2016 10:02:35 PMWhy do titans always have dry eyes? [spoiler]because they can't blink[/spoiler]
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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, why the long face?
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von funguy32_funguy: 1/17/2016 9:50:25 PMWhat do you call a fat person playing Destiny for several hours? [spoiler]A destiny player.[/spoiler]
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Why did the skeleton want a friend? [spoiler]She was feeling bonely[/spoiler]
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What does a skeleton tile his roof with? [spoiler]Snow-proof roof tiles?[/spoiler] [spoiler]No, SHINgles[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von Mitxi2014: 1/17/2016 9:52:26 PMWhat do you call Bungie employees of the month? Hunturds.
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why are fwc members so high [spoiler]becuz they have weed in their loft[/spoiler]
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What do you call CHARLIE SHEEN in a wheel chair Rolaids....... ;)
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Destiny PvP
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Bearbeitet von Nikola Vexla: 1/17/2016 9:04:09 PMWhat do you call a black astronaut?[spoiler]an astronaut, you -blam!-ing racist[/spoiler]
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I met a really cool spider onetime. He said he wanted to be a web designer.
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3 AntwortenWhy did John laugh? [spoiler][spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von super_smitty_80: 1/17/2016 2:03:19 PMTwo trees on a hill. One is a Birch and the other is a Beach tree. One day they notice a small sapling down at the bottom of the hill. The trees begin to argue with each other over what kind if sapling it is. "That is a son of a Beach" says the Beach tree. No no, its a "Son of a Birch" says the Birch tree. This goes on for several hours until a woodpecker happens by. The trees ask the woodpecker to settle the argument and fly down to investigate the young sapling. The woodpecker happily agrees and flys down to the sapling. After a few minutes the woodpecker returns and says "Gentleman that is neither a son of a beach, nor a son of a birch, but the finest piece of ASH i ever ever stuck my pecker in!" Hahahaha...its a tree joke! :) Edit: beech not beach. Thank you.
