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1/17/2016 1:05:32 AM
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Wanna hear a joke?
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1 AntwortenTwo trees on a hill. One is a Birch and the other is a Beach tree. One day they notice a small sapling down at the bottom of the hill. The trees begin to argue with each other over what kind if sapling it is. "That is a son of a Beach" says the Beach tree. No no, its a "Son of a Birch" says the Birch tree. This goes on for several hours until a woodpecker happens by. The trees ask the woodpecker to settle the argument and fly down to investigate the young sapling. The woodpecker happily agrees and flys down to the sapling. After a few minutes the woodpecker returns and says "Gentleman that is neither a son of a beach, nor a son of a birch, but the finest piece of ASH i ever ever stuck my pecker in!" Hahahaha...its a tree joke! :) Edit: beech not beach. Thank you.
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6 AntwortenWhat's fake and makes you feel stupid? [quote][quote][quote][i]Show spoiler[/i][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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1 Antworten>Two guys are walking in the desert >One guy sees a tree covered in bacon >He says "Look! A bacon tree!" and runs at it >The other guy stops him and says "Wait! What if it's a mirage?" >The first guy reminds the other guy that it could be real >They both run towards the tree >When the first guy gets there, a machine gun pops out of the ground and shoots him at point blank range >The other guy runs out and says "Oh my god! Are you okay?!" >With his last dying breath, the other guy says "It wasn't a bacon tree... it was a ham bush..." [spoiler]If you don't get it, it's a play on ambush.[/spoiler]
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Out here on the west coast I feel an earthquake everyday. Yep its true, Everytime the wife falls out of bed!
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How do you get three Guardians off your couch? A! Jerk one off and the other two [censored].
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I KNEW IT
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The jokes below are better
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1 AntwortenAnother settlement needs your help.
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╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟSWIGGITY SWESTICLE, LEAVE THIS PLACE DESTICLE!!
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That's an insult to jokes. [spoiler]Jokes are meant to be funny. Destiny is just depressingly bad.[/spoiler]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[spoiler]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/spoiler]
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I..don't..get..it.
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*read a joke.
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Wanna hear another joke[spoiler]destinys multiplayer[/spoiler]
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? [spoiler]ten tickles[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von Waffle mauw: 1/17/2016 8:59:31 PMShould have put [quote][b] [/b][/quote] as the body so it would only be the tag, much tidier
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1 AntwortenWhat's brown and sticky? [spoiler]a stick[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhat is the difference between ignorance and apathy? [spoiler]i don't know and I don't care[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenRemember when it was good? I dont
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3 AntwortenWhat was more important than the first telephone? [spoiler]the second telephone[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenWhat's blue and smells like red paint? [spoiler]Blue paint.[/spoiler]
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-Exoecting the so called joke to be Destiny -Left Dissapointed At least be original, all I'm saying.
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I didn't hear anything.
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Woah! "11/10" - IGN "Never seen originality like this" - Gamesradar "I can't believe it's not banter" - Metacritic
