I'm gonna buy Bungie and kick all you fools off this forum.
Edit: Still gonna kick all of you off...get ready for the three comma club!
Edit: To all you amateur CPA's. We all know that the taxman will hit you hard. Anyone who has at least a middle school education knows this. But thank you for your free advice.
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Donate it all to charity [spoiler]Yeah -blam!- that shit I'd buy a country and name it 'fūck' then the news outlets would get pissed because they couldn't even talk about it on TV[/spoiler]
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23 Antworten[b]DeeJ[/b] : Here in my garage.. [spoiler]wonder who will get this[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenGo to school and buy starbucks for everyone in my class every day except for my teachers.
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4 AntwortenDisappear to some mountain lodge in Japan and become a snowboarding samurai.
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I tried to have this discussion with a streamer... and as it turned out hes just a douche but all that aside.... its only 1.3bil if you take the scheduled payment plan... if you take one lump sum (cash option which is how I would take it) its around 60% of the jackpot. according to the lottery, the estimated cash option right now is...(checking) 806mil. so.... using that as your starting point... just to be safe assume the government would take around 50% of that leaving you with around 400mil. which is still a huge number, I just hate being called a pessimistic asshat for being a realist.... but what would I do with that?? well... build myself the perfect home(not a mansion), buy a couple cars, give my direct family a lot of money in a very indirect way (to avoid gift taxes) and invest so that I can live off of interest the rest of my life.
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Technically if you do win it will be taxed and only given about half! So thank the government!
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7 AntwortenBunch of hookers and cocaine
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Probably hookers and cocaine.
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1 AntwortenPut it all into a Swiss bank account and live off of the interest. At 2% assuming that you are left with 400M after taxes and whatnot, you will make 20M per year off of interest alone. That's about 1.7M a month. What can you do with that?
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You don't get 1.3 billion, you'll get about 800 million after taxes
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Chances of winning are .0000000000029%
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Id use it to help my family and buy a silver trumpet.
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Id run for president.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von Banaanaa261058: 1/11/2016 1:36:17 AMBuy every school in America install candy sprinklers in the ceilings and make kids only have to do Math, English, Science, Elective and skills for their future job.
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1 AntwortenWhat am I going to spend it on? Everything.
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4 AntwortenDonate all of it. I live well as is.
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*a wild gringo has appeared* More lottery tickets
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Spend it all on CS:GO. Jkjk.
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Lots of charities and also college funds
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Bearbeitet von MiIeHighMaNiac: 1/12/2016 12:10:24 PMHonestly not much. Buy a nice plot of land and have a decent house built on it. Buy [b][u]a[/u][/b] reasonable car and [b][u]a[/u][/b] reasonable truck. Finish my tattoos. Live a reasonably comfortable lifestyle. Give Trump a small loan of $1M. Hire Linda to lead my small private army against ISIS.
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1 AntwortenTwo chicks at once.
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14 AntwortenPut it in a bank account, get a job, and live as if I made $200k a year. But nothing more expensive than that
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3 AntwortenLol all you people buying tickets.. It's literally just an enormous donation box where everyone willingly adds a family to the .1% xD
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3 Antwortenbuy a large soda and popcorn at a movie
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Save it mostly and donate about a quarter of it
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-Buy Bungie -Remake Destiny as an actual MMO instead of whatever the fvck a shared-world shooter is -Profit