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Bearbeitet von Spawn:
1/11/2016 12:20:48 AM
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How are you gonna spend your 1.3+ Billion?
I'm gonna buy Bungie and kick all you fools off this forum.
Edit: Still gonna kick all of you off...get ready for the three comma club!
Edit: To all you amateur CPA's. We all know that the taxman will hit you hard. Anyone who has at least a middle school education knows this. But thank you for your free advice.
[quote][b]Ninja edit:[/b] [spoiler]This thread has been moved to the #Off Topic forum. [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/140397455/0/0]See Cozmo's thread here[/url] for more information about the #OffTopic tag and its uses.
Feel free to private message the moderator who moved your post, [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/4878]Spawn,[/url] for further clarification about why this topic was moved.[/spoiler][/quote]
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give my father a small loan of a million dollars
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2 AntwortenYoyoing is a small thing. So I'd start up a YoYo company and finance competitions also I would have another company that made a lot of money to make sure I don't lose all my money and I could finance pretty much the rest of my direct family unless something happens to the business
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Put in in the bank ,live out of the interest , achive global domination
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9 AntwortenBearbeitet von Bizinator1: 1/10/2016 3:51:30 PMsave/invest 50%, donate 30%, spend 20% o, and buy a layer to fight off my extended family that never talks to me but will want a handout. edit: ment lawyer.... auto correct
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4 AntwortenBuy a gorgeous plot of land, right in the middle of a few huge mountains (location tbd) then on it ill build a f1 quality race track/ NASCAR quality oval track. That will be heated so It can be used in the winter. Then I'll get my track on the American LeMon's/p1/p2/gt2/gt3/Rolex/moto gp/f3/f2/f1/Indy car/NASCAR circuits. And then have my own famous race track lol And when its not in use for pro races, I'll have it open to the public for free so anyone can just come and drive a F1 track whenever they want
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A robot that punches me every time I decide to play Destiny because self-control is for losers
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3 AntwortenI would pay mike Tyson to punch Luke (forgot his last name) in the balls.
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1 AntwortenLet's see. It would be more like 600,000,000 before taxes, but still...I'd pay off my mortgage and do some renovating. I'd buy a managed beachfront property in the Caribbean. I'd buy a couple nice vehicles. I'd pay for the mortgages of family and friends, or something similar. I'd set up my son, parents, and brother for life. I'd probably start some sort of tech company eventually. I'd obviously donate to charities of my choice. I'd invest most of it though.
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1 AntwortenI'd buy a the pants in the world, -blam!- everyone, no more pants. Start over making pants.
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I'd be the knew "here in my garage" guy
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Bearbeitet von lmSuperBad: 1/11/2016 5:36:00 PMLots of cocaine and hookers. Just kidding. I would give a million of it to my baby momma and tell her to -blam!- off as all she does is complain about money. I would give a million to each of my best friends(I only have about 3 true best friends), I would then take at least a month vacation going to a new place every week, visiting places like Fiji, the Caribbean, Paris, etc. I would then come back and continue working my shit ass job, put about 500 mil in my saving account. Buy me nice pick up and car for work. During the summer I would rent a lake cabin every weekend and get me a nice wake boarding boat. After that I would probably try to figure out where I want to settle down for the rest of my life and start designing and building a decent $500,000 house, that way it's not taking up too much money but still has all the essentials I need to live the rest of my life. Once I got that house built I would move into it, build a shop building, start my own construction company wherever I settle down, have about 3-5 crews going to give people jobs. I would easily make $50,000-$100,000 a year making my money last just as long. Once my kids reach the age of 16-18 I would buy them both a Camaro or the car of their choosing(as long as it's no more than $50,000 each, they are going to wreck it anyways). I would pay for their schooling out of pocket to whatever university they wanted to go to. Watch them grow up(I'll only be 36 when they graduate high school). I would reach my golden years(40 years old) and I would approximate myself of at least having $600,000,000 left with the investments and interest on it. I would happily life the rest of my life working, traveling, finding my dream woman and having a family that can live happily and successfully.
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1 AntwortenUse the money to hunt down every dirty piece of synth trash inside of offtopic.
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You guys do realize it won't be a billion right? Tax will take several hundred million.
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von Blue25omega1392: 1/10/2016 6:43:14 PMNo cocaine but my peen will touch a woman on every continent. And of course I will flood the st. Jude's foundation with cash they will never need to advertise again
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1 AntwortenInvest Save Invest Save
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6 AntwortenBearbeitet von So Solid XT: 1/10/2016 7:50:45 PMHave bookshelves installed in my garage.
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shop at walmart instead of the homeless shelter oh wait, theres no difference
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2 AntwortenInvest money to create a device that brings a character from a video game into real life so I can finally be with my bae, Dark Samus.
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3 AntwortenMake a company named Fun-gie with the best talent and make a game named Fate
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1 AntwortenFund the new DLC 1) No jumping puzzles 2) Bring back makeshift scarf
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11 AntwortenHelp fund the ISS
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Why would you want bungie? I would sooner buy a sinking ship.
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8 AntwortenI will live as if I made only 60k a year Eventually I'll have everyone forget slowly that I ever won, however I will travel constantly while never revealing my job(I wouldn't have one) but I would learn as much as I could about random things and master all sorts of things. On the rare occasions I would come home and see my family I would elude to me being in some kind group and that I would always reference many of the people on my travels with tall tales and other such frivolous things. On my death bed when I'm ripe and ready for the reaper I would send my family a key and tell them to dig up a chest and with a map inside. I of course will not be surrounded by my family when I die but instead my body will be buried in a shrine up in the most natural and mystical place I could find were they will find my body entombed in a mosolium along side all of my money in the form of gold trinkets and armor/weapons When the guides and my family see this they will wonder what the hell I did and how I got so much stuff, in the back of my tomb would be an intricate pirate flag designed by me. I would then become known as the badass uncle who was a rich ass pirate Best way to be remembered by
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7 AntwortenNot tell a goddamn soul
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2 Antwortenrid the earth of human scum
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Donate it all to charity [spoiler]Yeah -blam!- that shit I'd buy a country and name it 'fūck' then the news outlets would get pissed because they couldn't even talk about it on TV[/spoiler]
