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Bearbeitet von Expresso4:
1/8/2016 8:19:24 PM
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When do dark jokes get...too dark?
I want to know what category of Dark Jokes begin to make you think "That's terrible". Not the "That's terrible, but I'll still laugh at it" kind. I'm talking about the "That's awful you disgusting person"
I haven't heard a dark joke that's made me think that yet. So your job is to tell me one that will break me.
Good luck.
Also
Post what your limit (if you have one) is
English
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When the jokes about darkies
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Why was Hitler banned from the barbecue [spoiler]because he burned the Frank's.[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza [spoiler]Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven [/spoiler]
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17 AntwortenBearbeitet von ANGRY ASIAN 500: 1/10/2016 2:10:27 AMhttp://manga.clone-army.org/nana.php?page=1&lang= This, this is the first legitimately dark thing I couldn't get through that still counts as humor. (Not for the faint of heart, and nsfw, among other things it involves a quadriplegic child getting -blam!-, all in the name of humor).
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They can never get too dark for me.
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I could tell you a joke about pizza. But it's too cheesy [spoiler]#6dark9me[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhat does a baby look like after being in a blender for 10 minutes?
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84 AntwortenBearbeitet von Indeprived: 1/8/2016 9:03:34 PMI'm awfully good at these... What's the best part of an Isis joke? [spoiler]The execution[/spoiler] Those people in France... [spoiler]They really [u]paris[/u]hed no?[/spoiler] What's the most confusing day in the hood? [spoiler]Fathers day[/spoiler] Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? [spoiler]Neither have they[/spoiler] What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? [spoiler]A bench can support a family[/spoiler] What's a Mexicans favorite sport? [spoiler]Cross country[/spoiler] 911 jokes are [u]plane[/u] wrong, I don't talk about them because my grandfather died there... [spoiler]He never really was a good pilot [/spoiler] How do you get a Jewish girls number? [spoiler]Roll up their sleeve[/spoiler] What do you call a flying Jew? [spoiler]Smoke[/spoiler] *Edit One: How many babies does it take to paint a house? [spoiler]Depends on how hard you throw them[/spoiler] What does a black man do after having sex? [spoiler]Jail time[/spoiler] Why do all black people have nightmares? [spoiler]We killed the one that had a dream [/spoiler] What did the homeless man give to the little girl? [spoiler]A.I.D.S[/spoiler] Why are black people fast? [spoiler]All the slow ones are in prison [/spoiler] How many Jewish people can you fit in a car? [spoiler]3-5 in the seats... And 6 million in the ash tray[/spoiler] How do you get baby out of a blender? [spoiler]chips[/spoiler] What's puffy and taps on a window before it explodes? [spoiler]A baby in a microwave[/spoiler] What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? [spoiler]It only takes one nail to hang a painting[/spoiler] Tell me if you want more... Did I win yet?
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When you can enslave them
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A father walks in on his teenage daughter giving the mailman a blowjob. As soon as he walks in, the mailman blows. The daughter sees this and says "daddy it's not what it looks like." The father says "cum on. face it, your in a sticky situation here."
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14 AntwortenBearbeitet von Heart of Sand: 1/10/2016 5:38:36 AMWe painted my daughters room pink to support her fight against cancer. [spoiler]its going to make my gym look really feminine[/spoiler][spoiler]Take a moment to think <3[/spoiler] [spoiler]Edit, because people need it spelt out The girl is fighting cancer but dies. So he turns her room into his gym but it's still painted pink[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenA little girl is in the shower with her mother and points to her ['hair'] and asks her "when will I get that?" Her mother replies "not yet darling" When she is in the shower with her father, she points at his [penis] and asks "when will I get that?" He says "when mummy's gone to work"
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*turns lights off* Why did the chicken cross the road?
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3 AntwortenWhat's black on the bottom and white ontop [spoiler]society[/spoiler]
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6 AntwortenWhat's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? [spoiler]Cancer [/spoiler] This joke is too dark imo
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1 AntwortenI kind of feel uncomfortable when kids I know watch ISIS beheading videos and laugh [spoiler]then they realized those videos were the real ones [/spoiler]
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They don't. I like my jokes darker than my toast! And that burns a lot of the time! Quite badly too!.. I should probably get a better toaster to be honest...
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I is a TadPaul
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2 AntwortenWhat's worse than 5 dead babies in a trash can?[spoiler]One dead baby in 5 trash cans[/spoiler]
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7 AntwortenBearbeitet von micronx26: 1/11/2016 3:45:52 PM*Racist Jokes/ Dark Jokes! Be advised! What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? [spoiler]Ash[/spoiler] Why can't Orphans play baseball? [spoiler]Because they can't find their home[/spoiler] Who are the fastest readers in the world? [spoiler]The people in 9/11! They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds! THIS IS AMAZING[/spoiler]
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7 AntwortenWhats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? [spoiler]the wheelchair[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von Wheelz4Realz: 1/9/2016 10:03:40 PMPeople think women should have a choice in abortion. Well, I think, if I'm paying for it... I'm kidding I never pay; I just push her down the stairs.
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When there about u
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Idk but I got a racist joke. What do you call a lot of white people running down a hill [spoiler]a Avalanche [/spoiler] What do you call a lot of Mexicans running down a hill [spoiler]a mudslide[/spoiler] What do you call a lot of black people running down a hill [spoiler]a jail break[/spoiler] ------------------------------------------------ And another What is the difference between a [spoiler]-blam!-[/spoiler] and a [spoiler]-blam!-[/spoiler] A [spoiler]-blam!-[/spoiler] has steel chains and a [spoiler]-blam!-[/spoiler] has gold chains :P
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I love dark jokes.
