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Bearbeitet von Big Bossk:
12/29/2015 5:11:33 PM
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Anti Jokes... GO
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
[spoiler]where's my tractor[/spoiler]
EDIT: wow a lot more jokes the I would have expected! Thanks for making this a fun active thread. Please avoid racist humor as it can offend some people but other then that it's fair game. Keep up those jokes and I look forward to reading them all!
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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? [spoiler]She was a woman[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhat's green, fuzzy and could kill you if it fell from a tree? [spoiler]A Pool table[/spoiler]
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What's green and has wheels? [spoiler]Grass, I lied about the wheels[/spoiler]
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Why did Bob fall off the swing? [spoiler]He wasn't holding onto the ropes, and inertia ran its course.[/spoiler] A man walks into a bar... [spoiler]...and hits his head, resulting in mild bruising.[/spoiler] Billy has 50 candy bars. He eats 45. What does Billy now have? [spoiler]5 candy bars.[/spoiler] Why don't cannibals eat clowns? [spoiler]Being a clown isn't a terribly common occupation, thus cannibals rarely even encounter them.[/spoiler]
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A lot of these jokes ppl are saying are offensive jokes, not anti jokes.
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6 AntwortenHow do you circumcise a redneck? [spoiler]kick his sister in the jaw[/spoiler]
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Why can't Helen Keller talk?[spoiler]she was wearing mittens[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von Sir Autisio: 1/15/2016 2:26:37 PMJared likes his subs like he likes his women! 6 and 12!
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2 AntwortenHow do you get a jewish girls' number? [spoiler]roll up her sleeve[/spoiler]
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Why is the white guy the scariest person in prison? [spoiler]you know he did the crime[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenWhy aren't there any black guys in the game of Clue? [spoiler]Because then it would be called Solved[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenHelen Keller walked into a bar... And table... And a wall...
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What do you call a spider? [spoiler]A spider.. What else would you call it, are you stupid?[/spoiler]
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What do you call a vote for trump? [spoiler]A vote against America.[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenHow do you get by with a gay joke in today's overly sensitive society? [spoiler]disguise it as a dick, they take those rather well[/spoiler] (^_^)
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7 AntwortenWhat do you after you -blam!- a deaf girl [spoiler]break her fingers so she can't tell anyone[/spoiler] I'll probably get banned for this but it is worth it
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What do you call a black pilot? [spoiler]A pilot you racist[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhat did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?[spoiler]Get in the car[/spoiler] Why couldn't Bob fly a plane?[spoiler]Bob was a potato[/spoiler] What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur?[spoiler]Nothing, they are extinct[/spoiler] What is green and has wheels?[spoiler]Grass, I lied about the wheels[/spoiler] Why did the boy fall off the swing?[spoiler]Someone threw a refrigerator at him[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von Koida: 1/14/2016 4:56:07 AMKnock knock! Who's there? [spoiler][b][i][u]JOHN CENA!!!![/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Why did the plane crash?[spoiler]CUASE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD [/spoiler]
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You're all going to die...
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What happend when i walked into the bathroom? [spoiler]The shower got turned on[/spoiler]
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your nan is swimming in the canal with the shopping trolleys
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17 AntwortenBearbeitet von meepr dib: 12/28/2015 7:53:01 PMA Muslim, a jew, a pilot, a newborn baby, an atheist, Jesus, a Buddhist, and a rapist walk into a bar [spoiler]then the second person comes in[/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenWhat's Paul Walkers favorite part of the computer? [spoiler]the dashboard[/spoiler]
