What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
[spoiler]where's my tractor[/spoiler]
EDIT: wow a lot more jokes the I would have expected! Thanks for making this a fun active thread. Please avoid racist humor as it can offend some people but other then that it's fair game. Keep up those jokes and I look forward to reading them all!
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4 AntwortenJesus was probably the first scarecrow
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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2 AntwortenWhy did the boy cry? [spoiler]He had a frog stapled to his face[/spoiler]
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10 AntwortenDamn girl are you a Rubix Cube? Because [b]f[/b]uck you you stupid piece of shit
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3 AntwortenWhat do you call a black person driving a plane? [spoiler]A pilot, you -blam!-ing racist[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von Big Bossk: 1/24/2016 3:29:13 PM
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1 AntwortenWhy did the airplane crash?[spoiler]the pilot was a loaf of bread[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenHere's one about Ireland [spoiler]The mothertrucking Weather[/spoiler]
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What never changes? [spoiler]War.[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenWhat's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? [spoiler]the holocaust[/spoiler] What's worse than [spoiler]the holocaust?[/spoiler] [spoiler]three bee stings[/spoiler]
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A man walks into a bar... [spoiler]his alcoholism is destroying his family[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenWhere did little Suzy go when the bombs started dropping? [spoiler]EVERYWHERE[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenA man and a midget walk into the sun [spoiler]they die...because it burns them alive[/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenWhat did TR8-T0R say when he saw me? [spoiler]Traitor![/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenWhat's 3 times as destructive as a war? [spoiler]3 wars[/spoiler]
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People don't understand what an anti joke is.
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What did Ewan do when he saw this post? [spoiler]tried to make one but said the above and this[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenWho is the leader of all the cursed thrall in destiny [spoiler]alakhul Akbar [/spoiler]
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7 AntwortenWhat do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?
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4 AntwortenHow do you get a baby out of a blender? [spoiler]with tortilla chips[/spoiler]
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What did the man do when his shoe was untied [spoiler]he tied them[/spoiler]
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Why did the boy cross the road? [spoiler]To get away from the child molesters.[/spoiler]
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2 Antwortenhow did the boy drop his ice cream? [spoiler] he got hit by a bus[/spoiler]
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How did the baby cross the road? [spoiler]it was stapled to the chicken [/spoiler]
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A horse walks into a bar several people leave spotting the danger in the situation
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Knock knock.