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Bearbeitet von Big Bossk:
12/29/2015 5:11:33 PM
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Anti Jokes... GO
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
[spoiler]where's my tractor[/spoiler]
EDIT: wow a lot more jokes the I would have expected! Thanks for making this a fun active thread. Please avoid racist humor as it can offend some people but other then that it's fair game. Keep up those jokes and I look forward to reading them all!
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Bearbeitet von BIT5 AND PIECE5: 5/18/2016 4:16:39 PMTwo men walked into a bar. [spoiler]they had drinks, watched the football and then went their separate ways.[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenWhat did sally do when she picked up the newspaper [spoiler]nothing[/spoiler]
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Revive please
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How does a cake climb a tree? [spoiler]By hitching a piggyback ride on a human, going into a forklift, upgrade the forklift to maximum safety [b]guaranteed[/b], ride up at 1 in. per hour, and have the human sit in the tree. Duh.[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenWhy didn't the skeleton cross the road [spoiler]it's a skeleton it can't it's dead[/spoiler]
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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? [spoiler]cuz he's extinct. [/spoiler]
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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? [spoiler]She was hit by an ambulance van. [/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenWhat do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? [spoiler]Punch her. [/spoiler]
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1 Antworten[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][spoiler][quote] Because you opened this. you will get kissed on Friday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. You have 2 minutes this is not a fake...apparently. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one crush will either KISS, ask you out, or call you. If you break this chain, the little girl named Kaitlyn who died 2 years ago on a car crash will be in your room TONIGHT! Good luck <<3, and your time starts, right know No Cheatin[/quote][/spoiler][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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Whats red but not there?[spoiler]no tomatoes[/spoiler]
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Why did the girl fall off the swing? [spoiler]She let go[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a white kid and a black man? [spoiler]age and race [/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhat can PC's do that consoles can't? [spoiler]everything[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von AmazinRaison47: 4/6/2016 2:57:15 AMHave you heard the joke about a deaf man and the loaf of bread? [spoiler]He sure didnt[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhy is 6 scared of 7 [spoiler]because 7 8 9[/spoiler]
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18 AntwortenWhy did Susie fall off the swing? [spoiler]she has no arms[/spoiler] Why did Susie not get back up? [spoiler]she has no legs[/spoiler] Why didn't anyone help Susie up? [spoiler]she has no friends[/spoiler] Knock Knock Who's there? [spoiler]Not Susie[/spoiler]
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Did you know my father is a plumber?[spoiler]hes not[/spoiler]
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Close your eyes and cover your ears. [spoiler]Boom, Helen Keller Simulator.[/spoiler]
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? [spoiler]A dead poodle with an 18" asshole[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenHow do you get a clown off of a swing[spoiler]hit him with an axe[/spoiler] What's the difference between a white girl and a mosquito[spoiler] if you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking[/spoiler] What's the difference between a white girl and a rooster [spoiler]a rooster goes cock-a-doodle-do, a white girl goes any-cockle-do[/spoiler]
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What did the toaster say to the bread? [spoiler]nothing, both are incapable of speech.[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhy don't dinosaurs talk anymore?[spoiler]Because they're dead[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhy did the chicken get to the other side? Because he wanted to cross the road
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1 AntwortenTwo blondes are looking for trees in the woods around Christmas. They took hours. Eventually one blonde yells "Right. We're getting the next tree we see, decorations or not!"
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Jacks0n0429: 3/13/2016 5:25:10 PMWhat can Macs do that Windows computers can't do? [spoiler]Last[/spoiler]
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What do you call a mentally retarded person praying to him? [spoiler]God's clowns [/spoiler]
