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1 AntwortenI ate my cereal this morning....without any milk.
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1 AntwortenI stubbed my toe and only cried for 20 minutes
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2 AntwortenI watched Frozen and skipped through all the songs
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3 AntwortenI stepped on a nail last night
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I stepped on a Lego... And kept going I microwaved something... and ate it with a cold middle I get itches... And don't scratch them
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I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while on fire. Not the car, I was on fire.
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Chuck norris makes jokes about me....
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Instead of Merry Christmas, I say "Maury Povich Christmas". Why? The whole holiday is based around an illegitimate son.
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I'm the first person who started the BME pain Olympics, come at me bro!
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I go 30 MPH in the left lane. Everyone else can pass on the right.
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Killing best friend prank has nothing on my savagery
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10 AntwortenI went in harder than a train through a tunnel in a desert
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1 AntwortenI only look left when I cross the street. Those f[b]u[/b]ckers on my right can wait.
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SAVAGE POST BRO
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Your mum thought I was savage last night.
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Stand in front of me on a football field then you'll learn
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I cut my toe nails with a steak knife...... And plug the wounds with trash.
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2 AntwortenI eat nails without any milk for breakfast
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I ............ Spit........Hot......... Fire!!!!!!!!!
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5 AntwortenI'm so savage I eat toast raw.
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Santa dies at the end of Star Wars [spoiler]thats how savage I am[/spoiler]