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So you think you're savage?
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1 AntwortenI thought I was Fred Savage for two years. Does that count ?
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1 AntwortenI don't walk into tables Tables walk into me
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3 AntwortenI don't think I know
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1 AntwortenI walk to the bathroom at night Without turning the lights on
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I know I am a savage. I always tell my fireteam "no camping! You got plenty of time to do that when you're dead!"
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1 AntwortenOh, I most certainly do. In fact, I'm also an expert at pounding chicks on the daily, specifically your mother.
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2 AntwortenMom: Jimmy, why did you open that present so fast? Jimmy: Why did you open your legs so fast?
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4 Antworten
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1 AntwortenI live in the Alabama countryside and am a decent human being.
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2 AntwortenIf your name ain't Randy, you're no Savage.
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1 AntwortenI'm a Space [b]Butterer[/b]
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1 Antworten🔥 🔥 . ______ 🔥 [🔥 🔥] 🔥 🔥 | 🔻 | |------| 🔥 🔥 Savage ❗❗❗❗❗ |----| 🔥
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1 Antworten
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2 AntwortenMy friend said his medal score is 1.3 m [spoiler] I asked for your medal score , not your cholesterol [/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenI once started a hardcore gang[spoiler]but it turned into a bookclub...[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenI once ate a paracetamol when I wasn't ill, I did it for the taste. That's right.. B)[spoiler]#savage #imsocoolimmafreezehelloverwhenigetthere[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenOnce a girl T-bagged me and my screen became all bloody. [spoiler]they call it the Red-Death[/spoiler]
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7 AntwortenIf I see someone waiting for my parking space I take forever to leave
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Of course...
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4 AntwortenSo i was sitting in an XBL party with some of my friends and a girl who was raiding VoG with us. He tries flirting with her and fails miserably. Friend: My dick is from A to Z! Girl: Look on the keyboard. I had to send a friend request.
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When I was young I took money from a busker
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Well, i did once tell someone that i hoped they step on legos.
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2 AntwortenHey guys, a cop just killed my character in GTA V even though he's white. Anyone else experiencing this glitch?
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I like to wear earphones around my neck even when I'm not listening to music. Thats right, I'm so edgy that I can cut grass with my smug.
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Watched the Disney channel without my parent's permission. Stepped on a Lego barefoot, only cried for half an hour. Ate a bowl of nails.. without milk.
