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Post riddles here and see who can answer them.
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Bearbeitet von Figgy86: 4/30/2016 12:07:47 AMWhat lies on its back one hundred feet in the air??....
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Bearbeitet von Figgy86: 4/29/2016 11:27:37 AMWhat loses its head every morning and get it back in the night????
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1 Antworten[spoiler]ur mum as my maid[/spoiler]
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This thread dead yet?
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42 AntwortenHow do you confuse a gay person? [spoiler]four[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von Rhynerd: 1/28/2016 1:32:55 PMHere's two I had to deal with some time last month. The first one me and my peers guessed correctly. The second we overthought: [spoiler] "A wise man once asked a king 'A lonely wanderer, wounded with iron, I am smitten with war-blades, sated with strife, Worn with the sword-edge; I have seen many battles, Much hazardous fighting, oft without hope Of comforts or help in the carnage of war Ere I perish and fall in the fighting of men. The brunt of the battle I am doomed to endure. In all the folk-stead no leech could I find The leavings of hammers, the handiwork of smiths, Batter and bite me, hard-eged and sharp; With wort or simple to heal my wounds; But day and night with the deadly blows The marks of the war-blades double and deepen.'" "What am I?"[/spoiler] [spoiler]My gray, old master, foe of the forest. Stoop-shouldered my warder walks at my back, "My beak is bent downward, I burrow below; I grub in the ground and go as he guides, Fares through the field, urges and drives me, Sows in my track as I sniff along. As I go my way on one side is green; On the other side plain is my dark path. Fetched from the wood, cunningly fitted, Brought in a wagon, I have wondrous skill. Set through my back hangs a cunning spike; Another fixed forward is fast to my head. What I tear with my teeth falls to one side, If he handles me right who is my ruler. What am I?"[/spoiler]
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A towel Come on that's old
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2 Antworten30 white horses standing on a red hill First they're stomping Then they're chomping And now they are standing still.
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10 AntwortenWhat has cities without people, water without wetness, forests without trees, and deserts without sand? What is found once in the world, twice in the galaxy, and not at all in the universe?
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16 AntwortenIn a street there are five houses, painted five different colours. In each house lives a person of different nationality. These five home-owners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet. 1. The British man lives in a red house. 2. The Swedish man keeps dogs as pets. 3. The Danish man drinks tea. 4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house. 5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee. 6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. 7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill. 8. The man living in the center house drinks milk. 9. The Norwegian lives in the first house. 10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats. 11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill. 12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer. 13. The German smokes Prince. 14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. 15. The Blends smoker lives next to the one who drinks water. Who owns the fish? [spoiler]This riddle was by Albert Einstein. He claims that only 2% of the world's population can solve it.[/spoiler]
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19 AntwortenBearbeitet von Neno is drunk: 12/21/2015 9:13:50 AMA timeless one. I posted it last time
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53 AntwortenBearbeitet von Garrett16B: 1/18/2016 6:09:12 AMThere are 40 cows. 28 chickens. How many didn't Edit: that was way more replies than i expected Edit(again): how do people still find this?
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2 AntwortenTo all things and men I appertain, and yet by some am shunned and distained. Fondle me and ogle me til you're insane, but no blow can harm me, cause me pain. Children delight in me, elders take fright. Fair maids rejoice and spin. Cry and I weep, yawn and I sleep. Smile, and I shal grin. What am I?
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This statement is false.
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83 AntwortenWhat draws a breath Lives a life, eats, and spreads It cannot swim, if it touches water its as good as dead It fights, it kills, burns cities to the ground Its either the best or worse thing to be found What am i?
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33 AntwortenWhat strains, frustrates, rewards, complicates, and it is never worth your time
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27 AntwortenBearbeitet von kyuss534: 1/27/2016 10:54:19 PMWhen you need this most, you throw it away. What is it? Edit: When you don't need me, you take me back in. Edit 2: No one has even come close yet. It's not philosophical or anything like that. :) Edit 3: 20+ guesses and no one has come close. I'll give a hint. What do you do with a drunken sailor? You do the same thing with the answer to the riddle. That should put you on the right track. Congratulations to HilmJake for solving the puzzle! The correct answer: an anchor!
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A woman REALLY turned on by wiping up the dishes?
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Your mom
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Towel and sponge
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A sponge
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Someone with a towel fetish.
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A busboy with a dish fetish.