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12/18/2015 3:39:50 PM
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My Crush is sitting right besides me!!!
My crush is sitting right besides me!!! I have no idea Henri start a conversation and I'm pretty sure she knows I like her. We are just being severely quiet!!! Somebody heeeeeeelp!!!!
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1 AntwortenAsk her to have sex with you, if she says no, tell her you'll pay her OR if you really want to be fancy, try this: [i]Greetings attractive female, would you be interested in fornicating with me? You deny me? What if I offer you a sum of currency in exchange?[/i]
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Bearbeitet von Trooper8059: 12/18/2015 9:21:19 PMWell I mean, if you are quiet and she is quiet, she must have some secrets to hide as well.
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Keep looking forward and Casually place your hand on her breast. The key to this is to not look at or say anything to her
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3 AntwortenCut your penis off and throw it at her
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Omg no whey
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Just do her right there right now
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He who hesitates masturbates...
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Same here bro
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You sound like a child.
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When in doubt, whip it out.
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Say "sup bitch" "imma fucc yo dad"
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1 AntwortenYou sound to young to even try so just leave her alone
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Nobody cares
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1 Antworten1. Toast/envelope 2. ??? 3. Profit
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Wan sum fuk bby?
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Without looking away from what you are doing, calmly ask, "So. How was your day?" Works with making polite conversation.
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3 AntwortenYou have pretty eyes, they'd make great earrings.
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1 AntwortenYou have great birthing hips, wins them every time
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TOAST/ENVELOPE
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Grow these things calls balls and talk to her
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10 AntwortenGet the f*** of your phone
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Enjoy dat moment
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Tell her, "your hair smells like roasting sulfur", it works for me.
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Use the power of dank memes she will love them
