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12/15/2015 7:05:35 PM
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Explain a film plot badly
Saw this on twitter and thought it'd be fun on OffTopic. I'll start
The Polar Express; a kid goes on a train ride.
English
#Offtopic
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2 AntwortenA man pretends to be a woman to babysit his children.
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7 AntwortenGirl pulls upper leg muscle at gym. 5 guys pound the shit outta her.
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1 AntwortenAn old guy and a black guy dress up in suits and kill some cockroaches to save the world.
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3 AntwortenStar Wars the force awakens SPOILERS! [spoiler]Black man gets rekt by TR-8R and harry ford gets shanked and walking carpet gets jimmies rustled[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenA guy goes to retrieve the stolen crown from an evil midget with his retarded friend.
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MAGICAL SPACE KNIGHTS! [spoiler]Star wars.[/spoiler]
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The Godfather: Italian people have a tantrum.
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3 AntwortenA guys secret government task force gets taken away just after he realizes the phantom group he has been chasing is real. He finds the group and beats them.
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2 AntwortenK. I may have dont this before but -blam!- you im doin it again anyway. Guy shows up in building. Wifes like "hey, i love ye but im not gonna say it to ye face cos plot" an hes like " nice one, me" then shit gets -blam!-ed up and europeans invade. Ther like "pls remain calm m8s. Jeez dun worry bout it" then the guys like well -blam!- dis sheet im outies" then he runs upstairs and the bad guys ar like our plans goin gr8 so they split up and then the 1st guy goes all fúckin ninja on them and starts killen em 1 by 1 until hes like "u kno what? Imma blow shit up" and he throws a chair an it splodes and blows up an elevator and then hes like fuuuuuuck and he jumps off a building ss it splodes and the fbi are like "wer in cherge" and then the black guys like " i love yuo" and the main bad guys like "dont shoot me pls ur one of them" and hes like " no u fget im a cop. Here have a gun" and he tries to shoot him an hes like "fuken idiot thers noe bullets" and hes like sheet and his squad shows up and shit gets fukced again and then everyone dies and then his wife shows up and is like "savs me pls" and 1st guys like "raaaaàaaaawr!" An pulls a gun off is back and quickscopes the baddy and he fall off a building but hes not the protagonist so he falls but he grabs a watch an hes like "fgt" an takes off the watch an the other guys dies. At christmas. Fuçk yeah try an guess that movie
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A man evicts residents from a camp and later becomes like the residents in the camp.
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2 Antworten2 retarded guys try to assasinate a communist leader and -blam!- bitches but get no money.
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A superior occupying force is no match for a tenacious sect of terrorist insurgents. [spoiler]Red Dawn[/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenBearbeitet von GiantDad: 12/31/2015 10:08:35 AMI don't know about [i]film[/i] plots but I can explain Destiny's (quite well, in fact): [spoiler] [/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenChinese crossdresser and dragon companion murder hundreds of people with a firework to protect a disabled father. Achieves highest honour.
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von Joyaboi: 1/5/2016 12:08:43 AMTwo men, a hot girl who dresses like Lady Gaga, and a retarded fish gamble on a kid's chances of dying or not so they can start a war.
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3 AntwortenA galaxy is -blam!-ed soon, a boy is trained to save it but betrays the trainer(s), he is burned and put into a new body. His son and daughter make love without realizing that their siblings and son kills father.
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2 AntwortenA little kid turns his home into a torture chamber for the two harmless criminals that try to break in
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3 AntwortenA mans wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled women.
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Rewrite history. Truth
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Kidnapped as an infant, a man learns the truth and sets out to find his father, only to cause him to lose his job. [spoiler]Elf[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenA space chick goes around blowing up space stations.
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5 AntwortenSpecial Ed guy becomes really successful at everything he does.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Glug: 1/5/2016 7:46:56 AMThere's pirates.
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Destroys scissors
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The human centipede - weird jack-off material
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Star wars: OKEE DOKEE! So the galaxy is in deep shit, and they find some stupid kid who ends up betraying them, and then his son kills him. Eh? Ehhhh?
