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12/15/2015 7:05:35 PM
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Explain a film plot badly
Saw this on twitter and thought it'd be fun on OffTopic. I'll start
The Polar Express; a kid goes on a train ride.
English
#Offtopic
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4 AntwortenAn old man convinces a young man, another dude, his buddy and 2 appliances to take him halfway across the universe, then inspires the young man to commit an act of terrorism.
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3 AntwortenSpinning helicopters. Flying tank jumping from plane. Extreme 3D. Ugly antagonist. Starts in Mexico. Crazy pilot [spoiler]Not in order btw. Sorry[/spoiler]
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Cut content [spoiler]oh wait that's a perfect description [/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenA movie about an awesome Canadian 21 yr old guy who has to fight 7 evil exes of the girl that he's in lesbians with...
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3 AntwortenA dude gets woken up by a small robot. They go and destroy a black squid thing. They then kill a huge robot, some powerful dudes son, the last chance of survival for an entire race, then kill the powerful dude who's son they killed...
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von JayTeazyy: 1/9/2016 9:44:01 AMA boy and his friends complete a hard maze Guy gets big and small to save world Man is confronted by black man claiming the world wasn't what he thought it was
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Star Wars: did we hit anything yet?
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A guy stops twin siblings from kissing. [spoiler]star wars.[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenMatthew McConaughey meets up with Christian Bale and they go dragon hunting
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People kill themselves alot
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Tommy wisseau and a room
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8 AntwortenWARNING - STAR WARS MOVIE SPOILERS AHEAD - WARNING [spoiler]Po the panda is captured by Darth Not Vader and is rescued by TRAITOR. TRAITOR and Po escape to Jackooooo and Po dies, TRAITOR meets Reymond and they are found by the LOYALS. TRAITOR and Reymond escape on the Millennium Hawk and Han Solos finds their ship. They then go to some galactic bar place and meet a crazy lady where Reymond finds Luke Skiwalker's laser sword. Darth Not Vader finds them and after an epic battle with TRAITOR and LOYAL STORMTROOPER Reymond is captured. The Resistance arrives and they plan an attack on the Not Death Star. Han Solos, TRAITOR, and Chewie Backa find Reymond on the Not Death Star. Han Solos is stabbed by Not Darth Vader and is kill. Reymond and TRAITOR escape after the Not Death Star goes boom boom and everyone lives happily forever. The End. [/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenFootball is bad
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Old guy gets shanked
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2 AntwortenColony finds crashed ship, entire planet gets infested. Marines sent to kill all the aliens
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3 AntwortenAlien guy kidnaps young girls and fights other alien guys until the girl loves him, then leaves. He also has a lot of facial reconstruction.
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Bearbeitet von squshycloud: 1/10/2016 6:04:23 AMBrad Pitt with a mustache kills Trump and his supporters
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Bearbeitet von Cygnuss: 1/10/2016 4:47:36 AMTwo guys go around killing people that are mutants as they are "asleep"
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4 AntwortenPedo cat saves kids
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2 AntwortenA synth racoon, 2 aliens, a tree and a human go across the galaxy to stop a black and blue Thor wannabe from stealing their purple crystal that's worth a lot of money.
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Batman v superman. They fight a bit. Then they're buds.
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Building a snowman
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Busting ghosts
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4 AntwortenA bunch of racists stuck in a cabin.
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1 AntwortenAlright alright I got a good one. [spoiler][b] [/b][/spoiler] [b][/b]
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1 AntwortenSome guy does some stupid shît
