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12/15/2015 7:05:35 PM
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Explain a film plot badly
Saw this on twitter and thought it'd be fun on OffTopic. I'll start
The Polar Express; a kid goes on a train ride.
English
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A man who works for alternative reality police learns that when he kills his other lives, he grows and strength, but meets himself, to fight himself, only to be beaten by himself. Also, Jason Statham does something, but nobody knows what.
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1 AntwortenInvasive alien species gets wiped out by dandruff shampoo.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von txarmy07: 1/10/2016 10:03:43 PMOld stingy man gets high and revisits his past and future. Then he realizes how hermity he is and brings some dude a turkey.
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Peoples mouths are sewn to each other's assholes.
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1 AntwortenA man is told to pick between 2 drugs and realizes he lives a lie
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1 AntwortenAny Indiana Jones film: Take back an ancient artifact from bad guys because the artifact belongs in a museum.
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Bad guy is the father
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A little girl dies in a well and kills people who watch her death that was conveniently on tape.
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1 AntwortenWhile there is lots of fighting this movie is mostly about paranoid schizophrenia and social upheaval. Love conquers all in the end.
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6 Antwortena guy goes into the military to fight off giant bugs and dies but comes back to life and continues to fight bugs.
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2 AntwortenParaplegic Marine has Virtual Reality sex with Blue Native and communes with nature to betray his people.
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4 AntwortenA vagina bites male aggressors penises off.
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2 AntwortenCrazy guy stalks a girl he saw one time and kills all her exes to gain her love.
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1 AntwortenBump for later
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von Sieg of Catarina: 1/9/2016 8:31:54 PMMidgets save the world by burning jewelry
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2 AntwortenThis kid gets kidnapped, then he's older, then there's an expansive thing, he gets thing, other people want the thing, green chick, raccoon, and tree, they get arrested, Batista, prison break, all friends now, they go to sell thing, pink chick blows place up, bad guy gets thing, bad guy hates white people, guy has purple hammer, tree dies, guy gets rekt by chosen one, new baby tree dances to Jackson five, fin.
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Turtles and [b][i][u]EXPLOSIONS[/u][/i][/b]
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12 Antworten[u] [/u]
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4 AntwortenGuy gets jealous of jedi, becomes bad guy
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Luke... Luke! LUKE IS THE FATHER!
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3 AntwortenJOHNNNNN CENAAAAAAAaAA
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A kid watches his mentor get killed goes through a lot of trouble to find a relic that makes his old.
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3 AntwortenCrazy white cop, tired black cop, and annoying little guy, toilet explosion!
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2 AntwortenCop with high arrest record sent away to the country who happened to spoil a group of people "killing people and staging them as accidents" to get the best village award.
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3 AntwortenGuy loses wife and kids to a huge cannibal, except one kid survives with a damaged limb, later kid is abducted, dad goes to look for his son, finds a crazed amnesiac, they become friends, look for dad's kid together, more cannibals, almost get blown up by WWII sub, meet some awesome surfers that help dad and amnesiac, find son, after son orchestrates a break out of a dentist office.
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Keeping up with the Skywalkers
