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Bearbeitet von VENOM_MDK_117:
12/13/2015 4:31:58 AM
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Just found out the girl I like friend zoned me
:( I guess I'll just go and play more destiny and drink my life away. Sigh.
Wow I didn't think I'd get all of this support. Thanks for showing me this community is pretty awesome.
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NO! YOU GO OUT AND GET YOURSELF THE NASTIEST CLEAN SLUT YOU CAN FIND! WE DON'T LOVE THESE HOES!!!!!
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6 AntwortenSorry OP she loves me.
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1 AntwortenBE A ALPHA. GRAB DAT ASS AND RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE. SHOW HER THE TRUE MEANING OF NATURE
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1 AntwortenTry the naked man.
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13 AntwortenBearbeitet von Joyaboi: 12/13/2015 2:14:27 AMgive her chloroform. If she passes out she wants the D
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von The Worm Keeper: 12/24/2015 2:04:53 PMMy dude, that is your choice to whether you are stuck in the friend zone or not. And not a lot of guys know that. Now you get your sorry ass out there and pull yourself out of the friend zone and win over the girl of your dreams. [spoiler]ps these things take time. [/spoiler]
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Girl friend to op please bedf
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Destiny is my only girlfriend
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[quote]I guess I'll just go and play more destiny[/quote] ^^^This is why you didn't get the girl
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1 AntwortenSo what? My girlfriend loved another guy and all I did was be there for her and listen to her then 6 months later she told me that she liked me because I was there for her.
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Jk man that sucks… ya know what they say… the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else amirite
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*plays taps* I'm sorry brother. My advice, wait. It's best when your someday girlfriend is your best friend too.
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Sorry not sorry
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Please don't engage in that self destructive behavior. I know you are upset, but turning to some substance to make it seem better is not the answer. [spoiler]whatever you do, do [i]not[/i] play destiny[/spoiler]
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... Be happy someone said that you're one of their good friends and get over it?
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Dude, don't worry about. That's not the path of true happiness anyways.
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1 AntwortenTell her you've gotten the "We've ran out of medals" medal. Instant panties soaker 10/6
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Act mysterious, get huge abs, win the lottery, start hanging out with another girl to make her jealous
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1 Antworten1. Invite her to ur place n start listening to slow music she likes 2. Ask her to dance (jokingly) 3. Show her yo moves n dance suductively N wisper in her ear(girls like it when u whisper in their ear no idea why) [i]wanna watch movie n chill[/i]
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You've summoned the oculus
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Orrrrrr you could call her, and tell her that you'll eat the booty like groceries if she'd just drop them panties, yo? is that right? yeah f••• it.
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von Dogo: 12/13/2015 2:09:53 AMHere this might help [spoiler]Say: hey you dropped something Her: What? You: your standards You: can I lick your butthole (I can confirm that this works every time)[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenDid you try to capture "C"?
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2 AntwortenDude if you want her this is what you do [spoiler]take your dick out in front of her and tell her you're going to learn today. 100% gaurenateed she'll fall for you[/spoiler]
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3 Antwortenplease, ive got a fullproof way to make her ur girlfriend bro! Just say these magic words, ahem, "leaves are green, grass is greener, when i think of you i play with my wiener." Either shell fall for u(2% of time) or call the cops(98% of time)
