[b][u]My First Sparrow Race[/u][/b] I'm using Graverobber. The race starts. I floor it. Nothing happens. Sparrows don't have pedals. I used the super boost and beat everyone else. I'm in first. I'm too busy pooping my pants with excitement to noticed the fact that I go into overdrive. Sparrow explodes. I respawn in last. Continue in the race. I move up to fifth, then up to fourth. I do a flip across the finish line. My mom is so proud. Realizes there's still one lap. I go through the course again. I'm now in fourth place. Last 100 yards before the finish. I use overdrive again. Sparrow blows up just before the finish line. I respawn and immediately boost. I finish in fifth place. Spaghetti falls out of my man-purse. Feeling sad. Exotic chest engram pops up on the screen. I remember that I used Three of Coins. [b][i]---------------------[/i][/b] I go to the Tower. Run to the Cryptarch. He glares me in the eyes as I hand him the engram. Our hands touch when I give it to him. My skin is crawling. His hands are so greasy. He decrypts the engram. I look at my screen. It's the Tarantella. And it's 310. He comes close and whispers in my ear, "You lucky boy, you." I barf with excitement. Foot slips, I land in my puddle of vomit. Face first. Cloak is soaking. People are looking over. I look retarded. I slowly get up. And put on my Tarantella. Realize that it was in my man-purse. I now smell like vomit, shit, and spaghetti. But I don't care. I love it.