[i]Hi, Brand New![/i]

WE DONT WANT U NOOB [spoiler]No but for real, welcome!![/spoiler]

Expect the expected. The grind will take your life if you let it. ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]

I can run you through the ttk story and some side quests if you're not a squeaker

Prepare yourself new guardian, many of this community will chew you up and spit you out. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. (slinks back to bush)

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I'm the bad part of the internet.., now go kill yourself by slitting ur throat with ur grandmas toenail

Raid = Trash PvP = No more skill required to use shotguns or snipers PvE = Garbage new level content and horrible dialog Oryx Himself = Very easily can be defeated, like i said... Horribly designed raid and oryx himself is extremely easy to beat. New Cutscenes = Short, boring, It was so boring I skipped it... New Ghost Voice = I guess a gay guy with extremely high pitch annoying squeaky voice. Quests = Very Easy, the only one that required me to grind was the exotic sword one. Trials Of Osiris = Full of kids with dog toys stuck down their throats (AKA squeakers). Iron Banner = Trash loot, terrible pulse rifle and trash perks on the armor, along with the emblems are ugly as well. Elemental Primaries = Guess what? why did I add this? there is only 1 elemental primary in TTK which is Zhalo Supercell, a trash autorifle.

Dance 4 me bitch!!!! [Verse 1:] It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes, You're paralyzed [Chorus:] 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike You know it's thriller, thriller night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight [Verse 2:] You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination But all the while you hear the creature creepin'up behind You're out of time [Chorus:] 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes You know it's thriller, thriller night You're fighting to survive inside a killer, thriller tonight [Bridge:] Night creatures call And the dead start to walk in their masquerade There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time (they're open wide) This is the end of your life [Verse 3:] They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together All thru the night I'll save you from the terrors on the screen, I'll make you see [Chorus:] That it's a thriller, thriller night 'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try Girl, this is thriller, thriller night So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller Thriller here tonight [Rap - Vincent Price:] Darkness falls across the land The midnite hour is close at hand Creatures crawl in search of blood To terrorize y'awl's neighbourhood And whosoever shall be found Without the soul for getting down Must stand and face the hounds of hell And rot inside a corpse's shell The foulest stench is in the air The funk of forty thousand years And grizzly ghouls from every tomb Are closing in to seal your doom And though you fight to stay alive Your body starts to shiver For no mere mortal can resist The evil of the thriller Can you dig it?! [Into maniacal laugh, in deep echo] Before you become a desticle you must dance the thriller.

Do yourself a favor: Find your receipt and get your money back.