I am in study hall and bored. The forums are so empty right now that all I see are necrobumped deej posts. So in this thread I will be naming types of annoying people in the crucible.
[b]The Meta-[/b] This guy uses the best of the best weapons in pvp and can't win with anything else.
[b]The Crybaby-[/b] Every time they die, a storm of tears comes out of their eyes as they rush to the forums.
[b]The Sweeper Bot-[/b] This person waits for you to be weak after a close fight and comes in to clean up.
[b]The Super-Man-[/b] This person charges up their super and uses it as a panic button when they turn a corner.
[b]The Distraction-[/b] This person runs around the map hopping like a bunny with a negative k/d and can't get a single kill.
[b]The Elitist-[/b] This person goes into team chat and tells everyone how bad they are even though he is using crutch weapons.
Which one are you, guardian?
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[b]The Blocker-[/b] Teammate that always jumps in front of your shots or blocks you from escaping death. - BUSDR111VER
[b]The Swordsman-[/b] The guy that only comes into crucible weilding a hilt because he has the quest for the exotic sword. - SeriousJokar
[b]The Fanboy-[/b] Sees someone he knows or a YouTuber in a match and goes next to them while shooting constantly, jumping up and down, and tea bagging the air. If this happens in Trials, they may commit suicide as to let the "famous" person win and advance. - misterCHUKLES
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[b]THE PUSHER-[/b] When you're behind cover and peek to kill one enemy and try to go back into cover. The clueless teammate blocks and pushes you back out and you get sniped. Or you go to sniper someone's head and they bump you so you miss. - Osprai
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[b]The Negative Skill-[/b] The guy who uses meta-weapons, yet gets out gunned by field test weapons. - Felwinter
[b]The Benedict Arnold-[/b] The guy on your team that purposely runs in front of you when you fire a rocket. - WarlikeTub006
[b]The Teacher[/b] - This guy thinks he has so much skill that he has the right to tell you and teach you how to play the game. However every time he gets revived he always dies again, and you end up clutching the game. - Deadly
[b]The Tank-[/b] That one guy who literally shoulder charges everybody throughout the whole game and ends up 1st place. - THOMAStheTANK57
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[b]The Hoarder-[/b] The guy who takes heavy ammo even though people are clearly coming and there are no enemies nearby. - KillaMOX
[b]The Lagger-[/b] That one guy you punch [b]50 times[/b] until you get killed by another player. - Yoda
[b]The Smoggy-[/b] The guy who goes ultra negative and gets a legendary weapon/engram at the end. - Cuervo G0LD
[b]The Specialist-[/b] What's a primary? - a floppy disk
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4 AntwortenNecrobump! Let's get 2000 replies now!
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I hate the blink shotgunners They still infest crucible
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1 AntwortenThe teacher hahaha yeah I land I like how when they are teaching u and they are the ones that get killed and u are still alive hahahahaha that is the worst player and the most funny 😂😂
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1 Antworten[b] The pathetic salt[/b] Kill him 10 times every way possible and then when he finally gets a kill on you (usually mopping up someone else's hard work) he runs over and t-bags you furiously to show how "OP" he is
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Angelopo7: 11/14/2015 12:49:56 AM[b]The Mayhem Tripper:[/b] Have high amount of Discipline and reduced grenade cool down with Young Ahamkara's Spine while spamming Trip-Mines around every corner.
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[b]The Blacksmith[/b] - [i]The Sunbreaker that goes mostly negative in the whole match just to activate Hammer of Sol and win the game for his teammates.[/i]
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4 AntwortenThe Duck Walker - The guy who walks around the whole map croutched with a shotgun blowing out players kneecaps
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The Greased Pig- Why in God's name did that sticky grenade bounce off of him? The Hipster- Uses the anti meta weapons and does amazing The Holy -blam!- Kinderguardian- A legit level 16 who beats the crap out of everybody.
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1 Antworten[b]The Boxer[/b] - I punch him first, he lives with 10% health and punch me once, I die immediately....
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That guy Nuff said
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[b]The rusher[/b](me): [i]Capturing zone to help team get multiplier for kills. OHH! Is that red on my radar? Gime gimme [b]GIMMEE!![/b][/i]
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Bearbeitet von arcadecrash: 11/13/2015 4:11:01 AM[b]The Stripper[/b] Always runs up and starts the thriller dance up against your guardian. Usually at an inopportune time.
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The guy that always settles for a postmortem sticky grenade.
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3 AntwortenLots of good ones up there! Can't think of anything but... [u][b]THE ERINE WHORE[/b][/u] Self explanatory. Try landing a headshot for once...
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The specialist by far... Unskilled little -blam!- always use shotguns to get kills, everytime I kill you u getting t-bagged
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The Tilt The guy who dies and then blames it on EVERYONE else but himself.
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The elephant in the room: The titan that camps in his bubble with a shotgun and starts spamming emotes when nobody takes him on.
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The skilled: How the he'll did he make that shot? That's an epic snipe! Good job on the sweet play but you're still an asshole because you're too good
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The sprinter: runs away as soon as he sees you and tries to hide around the corner with a shotgun or grenades or runs straight back to his teammates
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The camper: Go on guys attack! Il be right behind you. *fires* Shit sorry I missed
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I think I dislike anyone that try's to kill me but seriously I think meta bug me most :/
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3 Antworten[b]The Noob?[/b] The level 10 Guardian who's rocking full uncommon armour, then proceeds to get first by 2000 points and absolutely destroy the other team
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[b]The Parasite[/b] The guy who either stays attached to the best player or who is in the back of a group and waits for an enemy to get low on health and shoots them at the last minute.
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[b]The Pone-er:[/b] I come from every angle shooting every angle. Sometimes you get rekt, other times I get rekt, teabagging and terful eyed one hour later, I have somehow lost my pants.
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I'm the meta guardian
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Bearbeitet von hyperacute: 11/13/2015 2:45:07 AMMy least favourite is a variation on the lagger, let's call him the [b]Red Bar Rambo[/b]. Has only one strategy which is to basically charge towards you, usually with a shotgun, soak up enough damage to kill Atheon about 5 times over and then one hit you. Usually then teleports away to rinse and repeat. Iron Banner seems to attract them.