We were doing Kings Fall Hard Mode. We, being level 310's, blew through the raid. We were in a time crunch. Only 2 hours to complete it and XxboyXxkillaXxx had wasted 45 minutes on the jumping puzzle. We blew through Warpriest and Gogoroth. 30 minutes. Once again XxboyXxkillaXxx refused to switch from blink and wasted 20 minutes on the second jumping puzzle. We destroy the sisters in 5 minutes, the 6 of us pumping into Oyrx's Daughters. We have 20 minutes to kill Oyrx. We wipe twice, both times because of XxboyXxkillaXxx refusing to kill the ogres, claiming he is a pacifist. 10 minutes left. We do considerable damage to Oyrx in the first 3 rounds considering XxboyXxkillaXxx jumped off the side in the beginning shouting random Bill Nye quotes. Fourth round. I grab the relic easily. One guy dies by jumping into the ship. Another from the Vessel. 3 people left. We stagger Oyrx, but they don't make it to the blights. It is just me. I do barely just enough damage to Oyrx to bring him to the front. I accidentally reload my ToM, and run out of bullets killing an Aycolyte. I don't have time to use a primary synth. I put my last 3 sniper shots into Oyrx but it isn't enough. I can't use my sword. I am doomed. Oyrx chuckles. Ready to end my life. BUT WHAT IS THIS?! IN THE BOTTOM CORNER OF THE SCREEN! *Shesmynerd has joined the fireteam*. I see him rise above Oyrx. Cast in a veil of light. "Feel my wrath! For my name is Shesmyne... HE SHOT ME THROUGH A WALL!" *Guardian Down" Crap. Oyrx chuckles again. Tbaggs Shesmynerd and messages him, "Git gud skrub". BUT WHAT IS THIS! HOPE! *Smoggypluto has joined the fireteam* I hear the thud of a Sunbreaker super being used. He appears in a silhouette of light. The light slowly dies away and I see him. Smoggypluto. "I am not worthy", I cry. He looks at Oyrx. He opens his mouth but Morgan Freeman's voice comes out. "This is my swamp". He lifts up his Y10 Gjallihorn and kills Oyrx in one shot, while simultaneously Tbagging Shesmynerd's ghost. We all get our rewards. All 330 Light, except for XxboyXxkillaXxx, he gets shards. I didn't see mine. I sniffle and ask Smoggy what I got. "Check you're inventory." I completely missed Smoggy's misspelling of "your". I inspect myself and ghasp. Primary equiped: Y2 Thorn. Pre nerf. Chestpiece: Twilight Garrison. Secondary: Better Than Yours, exotic sniper. Heavy. I choke back tears. I must be strong for Smoggy. His Y10 Gjallahorn. Signed by Bill Nye, the Science guy. "Smoggy is love. Smoggy is life." I stammer. He hops on Xylar, The Timeless. "Black Ops 3 is going to kill Destiny", XxboyXxkillaXxx remarks. "Shut up Meg", Smoggy says. He winks at me and flies away to help others in need. "Smoggy is love. Smoggy is life." I repeat. The sound of Shesmynerd crying faintly in the background. -awildgringo

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Here's the intel I've gathered on ShesMyNerd: 300 pounds, highly militarized, and he boots fireteam members just for getting in his way.

I'd never heard of this dude before, so I checked out some of his videos. While he's definitely better than me in Destiny's Crucible, in all other aspects he's trash. I'm not talking game wise. I mean in general. His attitude, the way he talks to people, the stupidity that spews from his mouth. He's the type of guy, who in real life, would walk away with two black eyes and a broken nose about 10 seconds after I met him. I'm an easy to get along with person and I'll do just about anything for anybody. I just don't take any crap and the second he talked to me like that, I wouldn't b!tch or say anything, I'd just start hitting him in the face and keep hitting him until I was either exhausted or not mad anymore. People like him just piss me off to no end.

"How do you kill that which has no life?" -Blizzard Employee

Just remember kids: having a mental illness is no excuse for being an asswipe to the rest of the human race.

I'm white trash and I'm in trouble

He regularly streams SMITE, as always he cries and complains when the opponent outplays him and says they're unskilled and using an 'unbalanced God' whilst he's using the most broken and OP God and class himself. Not to mention he constantly blames his team mates for dying even though he leaves them to die all the time. It's fun to watch him cry and make up excuses about losing matches none the less.

Follow me then. Look me up

did you forget the #satire on this one? SMN is the worst human being ive ever had the displeasure of watching

Agreed. He helped me with trials when I was a noob, I don't understand all the hate he gets

Who? Oh one of those destiny infomercial guys?

I hear he finally went outside and burst into flames.

He kicked a guy for pushing him even though the pusher was there first. He reports anybody and everybody that kills him. He "never" lost a trials match because "lag and hacking" doesn't count. Dies by ice breaker: "final round" And what i hate the most : calling people Down syndromes for doing the exact same thing he does. (OP tactics/guns)

I hear his mom grounded him.

Didn't he fall into the lava at the end of The Lord of the Rings?

For all you guys trash talking shesmynerd. The reason he runs his mouth is because he can back it up. I saw him go 80+ in one match.

I miss him... Such good quotes :D

He needs to git gud