Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
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3 AntwortenHey wait a second What cars go 400 mph
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lol "Diamonds are metal" hahaha you dumb -blam!-
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Proof that navy seals are the dumbest cattle known to man.
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[quote]Diamonds are the hardest metal known to man.[/quote] [quote]Hardest metal[/quote] [quote][b][i]metal[/i][/b][/quote] OP plz
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How does thisd get 121 likes tho? Its not funny. Its actually pretty stupid
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Since when is diamond a metal?
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[quote]metal[/quote]
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Diamonda are crystals. That is all I need to say.
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3 AntwortenThe hardest "metal" known to man is my penis
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2 AntwortenPlease cite your sources in proper MLA format or you're failing this assignment again.
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5 AntwortenDiamond is a mineral made of carbon, not a metal
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1 AntwortenNo its mai dik
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Gr8 way to steal a post from 4chan
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2 AntwortenA car can't go at 400 mph... You can't make a diamond car....
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1 AntwortenCarbon is a non-metallic element. Diamonds are made of carbon. YOUR POINT IS INVALID
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1 AntwortenSeems legit
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Bearbeitet von VintageFaith: 11/26/2015 5:34:47 AMConclusion unclear. Toaster is turning bread into diamonds
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7 AntwortenBearbeitet von Sike: 11/25/2015 9:21:39 PMThe hardest material known to man is in my pants
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1 AntwortenMy dick is harder
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Wait what, i lost track halfway through
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4 AntwortenBearbeitet von Goldship: 11/21/2015 6:49:40 AMDiamond is a mineral not a metal get your facts straight
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LoL... So many people that didn't read the post. I found it to be quite the knee slapper.