Lelelelelelelelel got u
I'm a kawaii grill that pretended to be a guy all this time
When I talked on Xbox I used a voice changer that's why I sounded like a smoker
[spoiler]Just kidding. It's all a big lie. [/spoiler]
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2 Antworten-- GDPR: removed by user request --
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2 Antwortenhttp://imgur.com/JVsCa0u
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12 Antworten]>The year is 2048 >Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea >Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base >One of Trump's advisers entered the war room >"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive." >Trump stood up from his solid gold throne >"Looks like I have to do this myself." >"Sir?" >The Trumptator adjusted his tie >"I need a weapon." >Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace >"This shouldn't be long." >He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute >Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm >The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival >Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace >The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots >Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards >They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle >"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile >Trump smirks "I don't think so." >Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds >Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket >"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine >Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style >Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator >"Kim.." >A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face >Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked >"You're fired"
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2 AntwortenI'm a guy, but you don't see me parading my junk all around the forums constantly
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Bleach day, pass that thang bbygurl http://imgur.com/JVsCa0u
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1 AntwortenIs this real life? Or is this fantasy?
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7 AntwortenI'm so confused O_O
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4 AntwortenNo difference.
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3 AntwortenStop stealing my gimmick fam
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8 AntwortenWell I'm not gay.
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1 AntwortenQuality thread is quality
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Ok, Strogger.
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7 AntwortenIt's all lies.
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5 AntwortenTits or gtfo
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5 AntwortenCongrats nobody cares
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1 Antwortentits or gtfo and timestamp
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1 AntwortenSo......
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5 AntwortenI don't think anyone fell for it.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von Hatima 117: 10/6/2015 3:07:13 AMAnyone seen Shishka?
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3 AntwortenI need to add you on my Xbone.