Wife: you have a dentist appointment on Wednesday
Me: the hell is a Wednesday
Wife: Wednesday, you know the fourth day of the week
Me: u mean armsday
Wife: the hell is an armsday
Me: you know the day after resetday
Wife: resetday?
Me: didn't you learn the days of the week.. Sunday, Monday, resetday, armsday, Thursday, xursday, Saturday?!??
Wife: are you high?
Me: do you even destiny? Git Gud scub
Wife: TELL ME TO GIT GUD ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL THROW YOUR PS4 OUT THE WINDOW.
Me: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit: thanks to DSharp018-
The days of the week are Presetday, Reset day, Armsday, Xursday eve, Xursday, Xursday2, Missedxursday. I'll tell my wife to get on dem sticks and quit being a noob
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That's amazing.
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1 AntwortenBest thread ive seem
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2 AntwortenI remember for months there was only on day. Reset day.
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Your wife is [b]SPOOKY[/b]
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2 AntwortenMy wife knows the destiny calendar... She just doesn't care.
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1 AntwortenOh. I yhought it said my wife's boob.
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Get good.
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Haha. That was pretty funny. +1 to you.
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... (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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The end tho lol
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2 AntwortenPic of wife or never happened. In fact pic of any female acquaintance.
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2 Antwortendo you tell her to git gud that often?
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1 AntwortenTy for the good laugh sir.
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Noice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Pic or she didn´t happen.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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Made me grin. Well played!
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The week begins with Resetday. You mistakenly put it in the middle
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2 AntwortenFilthy casual. So tired of seeing her kind in games. Always interrupting our raids with crap like "I have to go to work" or "my kids are starving or on fire". And I'm like, you can make more kids! But on your own time. This is Oryx time.