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Bearbeitet von Sick my Duck:
10/6/2015 4:02:50 PM
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My wife is a noob
Wife: you have a dentist appointment on Wednesday
Me: the hell is a Wednesday
Wife: Wednesday, you know the fourth day of the week
Me: u mean armsday
Wife: the hell is an armsday
Me: you know the day after resetday
Wife: resetday?
Me: didn't you learn the days of the week.. Sunday, Monday, resetday, armsday, Thursday, xursday, Saturday?!??
Wife: are you high?
Me: do you even destiny? Git Gud scub
Wife: TELL ME TO GIT GUD ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL THROW YOUR PS4 OUT THE WINDOW.
Me: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit: thanks to DSharp018-
The days of the week are Presetday, Reset day, Armsday, Xursday eve, Xursday, Xursday2, Missedxursday. I'll tell my wife to get on dem sticks and quit being a noob
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10 AntwortenSounds like for your wife, the week might go like this: He'saroundday Stillaroundday Cheatonhisassday Cheatwiththeotherguyday Mightnoticeday Drinkwineandgivehandjobstostrangersday Slowlypoisonhisalphaghettiday
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1 AntwortenYou forgot about football on sunday. It's monday, resetday, armsday, thursday, xursday, xursday 2 and, football day.
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That last edit made me lmao at work *Missedxursday that was a knee slapper now everyone is looking at me funny... Back to work guardians
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That's alright, man. Women don't get it. I had a helluva time trying to explain reset day to my wife. I basically just had to boil it down to "don't bother me on Tuesdays"
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1 AntwortenWhat's a Monday? Don't you mean procrastinator day?
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1 AntwortenMy girlfriend doesn't like xurday when we were supposed to leave 2 hours before that
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She should really git gud. What a scrub.
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It's hard to explain this to the misses. Lol. They clearly don't get it.
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Aw dude this is so funny literally lol'd :D although I got some funny looks from my work colleagues, Dam you ;)
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Bearbeitet von Kotchmarov: 10/6/2015 5:42:41 PMDam you, lol. Mehday = Missedxursday.
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Its ok a lil more exp and shel b ready
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Hahah legit. Make sure she knows!!! Women are so inferior.
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Isnt it Sunday, Monday, Resetday, Armsday, Xursmas Eve, Cryday, Xurs Other Day?
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This legit had me lol, then I proceeded to lmao. Literally missing my ass now. Very well done. Best part was the git Gud scrub interaction
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1 AntwortenWhat's Thursday? You mean Update Day?
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F**king hilarious.
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Bearbeitet von Sour Diesel: 10/6/2015 6:12:38 PMThis is -blam!-ing gold
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This made my day! Ty
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21 AntwortenBearbeitet von DSharp018: 10/6/2015 1:53:42 AMPresetday, resetday, armsday, xursdayeve, xursday, xursday2, missedxursday.
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Why no comedy tag We need this
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1 AntwortenThat's frikin awesome! Read that to my wife and she died laughing.....she doesn't play Destiny either
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Head game was mlg pro
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SPLASH!!!
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That's amazing.
