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9/29/2015 9:21:30 PM
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What would you eat for life?
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3 Antworten[quote][spoiler][/spoiler] Be 18 playing pokemon on shitter before school Bus comes outside I still havent wiped Mom yells I have to go Have horrible poison ivy on crotch Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus Girl I like sits next to me asks me if ive ever been kissed I take out my gameboy She starts whispering in my ear I start sweating I look down The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed She notices I notice I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes My sphagetti falls out all over I start sweating more Realize i forgot to wipe my ass The entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti bus gets to school Try and run to bathroom teacher catches me its penis inspection day my name is alan aardvard I have to go first Nurse demands For me to take off my pants I refuse She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out she pukes on my dick I get expelled[/quote]
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CHIIIIICCCCKKKEEEEENNN
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3 AntwortenPotato I will get potato soup,chips,fries pretty much everything
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If I would not get fat and die, Ice cream.
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POULTRY BITCH!
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Tacos mang.
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2 AntwortenTaco Bell
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Soylent Green
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1 AntwortenIf it was for life than probably whatever would give me fewest bowel issues. Like a lettuce or something.
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Pancakes. This is for life. I'm gonna be sensible.
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1 AntwortenThe booty like groveries
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Watermelon
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Bacon And ice cream
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2 AntwortenPiiiiiizzzzaaaaaaa
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4 AntwortenCheeseburger macaroni made by my dad
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Dolphinizer: 9/30/2015 3:26:13 PMPuss ~Every white kid ever
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Various cuts of beef prepared differently every so often.
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Spaghetti forever. Always.
