Like seriously fuk this guy and his Lamborghini
Edit: parody to the ad http://youtu.be/0GIwTG8V-Ko
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6 AntwortenBearbeitet von LuckyTheCharms: 11/27/2015 2:59:39 PMThis is a good parody too
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11 AntwortenIt's fun to fly up in New York.
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3 AntwortenHere in my garage with my pasta linguini. But do you know what I like more than my pasta linguini? Macaroni. I eat 1 box of macaroni everyday.
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16 AntwortenHere in the Metropolitan New York area, just bought this new jet here. It's fun to fly around the World Trade Center. But you know what I love more than materialistic things. Allah. That's why I'm more proud of the kamikaze bombers I had installed, and the thousands of innocent lives I've ended in His name.
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I remember when I accidentally watched a 45 minute ad. I thought it was the actual video :(
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[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i] I hate all ads equally. No discrimination. Especially youtube ads though, so loud. [spoiler]I love when the ad says "Before you press skip", and I click skip. [/spoiler]
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HAS ANYONE SEEN THE NEW 360 FIDO AD? MY GOD THE FUTURE IS HERE.
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Sitting here in my garage. Just bought this new Lamborghini. But you what I like more then this Lamborghini. [spoiler][b][i][u]knowledge [/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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He's a dirty synth
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That second link tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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1 AntwortenYo Wildcat you know those stupid ads that keep appearing before videos where it's like a guy and he's like: Here in my garage, got this brand new Lamborghini. But you know what I like more than my brand new Lamborghini? Knawlege. That's why these 3000 books, I read one book a day! Yeah, yeah you know that guy? F*CK EM! We should make some parody ads and put them up on YouTube. Just like ANYTHING that happens to rhyme with Lamborghini.Wildcat: Sittin here in my garage, eatin my pasta linguini. But you know what I like more than my linguini? Macaroni. I eat a box of macaroni every day. Vanoss then Wildcat: Here in my garage, just bought this dry martini with my new loaf of panini. Chillin out here in my bikini. You know what I like more than dressing in my new bikini? Men. I f*ck a new man every day.Vanoss: YOU'RE ON AN ICEBERG IN ANTARCTICA, WEARING MY BRAND NEW BEANIE! IT'S SNOWIN SIDEWAYS!Wildcat: Here in the bathroom holding my weenie. What are you doing in here?Vanoss: Just bought my new t-shirt that says Hoodini.Terroriser: God f*cking damn it.
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16 AntwortenI don't want to get ninja'd again with that dark joke, so here's a video that is not offensive and sensitive.
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NAWLEDGE
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Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.” Now maybe you’ve seen my TEDx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day. You know, I read a book a day not to show off it’s again about the knowledge. In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little town across the country sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only forty seven dollars in my bank account. I didn’t have a college degree, I had no opportunities. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a mentor. And another mentor. And a few more mentors. I found five mentors. And they showed me what they did to become multimillionaires. Again, it’s not just about money, it’s about the good life; health, wealth, love and happiness. And so I record a little video, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are. Now, this isn’t a “get rich quick” scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true they are too good to be true. I’m not promising you that tomorrow you’re gonna be able to go out and buy a Lamborghini. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my iPhone, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my true story. And I’m going to give you the three most important things you can do today. So click the link, go there it’s completely free to watch it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in yourself. Always be curious. Don’t be a cynic. Okay, people see videos like this and they say “Ah that’s not real that’s for somebody else.” Don’t listen, don’t listen. Be an optimist. Like, Conrad Hilton, the man who started Hilton Hotel, he said that he was only fifteen years old when he read a book by Helen Keller, and that book changed his life. Books can change your life. And in that book, Helen Keller said “optimism” so if you’re a cynic, if you’re a pessimist you don’t need to click here. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to talk to everybody. But if you’re somebody who knows that there’s something better, cause the dream is possible, you know, for some of you watching it’s not necessarily a Lamborghini, maybe it’s a new job, a new opportunity, starting your own company. Maybe it’s a new lifestyle without so much stress, traveling the world, doing those things you know you’re destined to do. You can do those unless you understand finances. Money, I don’t call it money anymore, I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units to live out your dream and to live out your destiny. So, I’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and you’ll see there absolutely free. So just click this video and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share this amazing stuff. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from mentors many years ahead of me. Not just in books like these, although I love books but also real in-person mentors. So let me share with you these three tips that have made all the difference in my life. They’re practical, you can do them today, you can start on them today. All right? See you there on my site.
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Here in my garaaaaaaaaaaaage. Just bought this new Lamborghini here. Fun to drive up here in the Hollywood Hills. But you know what I like a lot more than knowledge? this new Lamborghini here. But you know what I like a lot more than the new Lamborghini here? My Tedx talk where I talk about this new Lamborghini here. The. The. Thuhuhuhuhuhuuu. In fact I'm a lot more proud of these seven new Hollywood Hills that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new Lamborghinis. :| :o :| :o :| :o It's like the Buffet Warren billionaire says, "The more you earn the more you drive up here in the Hollywood Hills." In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini, is the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it's a reminder. A reminder that drears are still possible because it wasn't that long ago that I was in a little Lamborghini sleeping on bookshelves in the Hollywood Hills with only forty seven billion dollars in my bank account, and forty seven Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account, and only forty seven hills in my Hollywood account, and only forty seven Tedx Talks where I talk about Warren Buffets in my Tedx Talks where I talk about Warren Buffet account. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a Lamborghini, and another Lamborghini, and a few more Lamborghinis. I found five Lamborghinis. I don't call it money anymore I call it fuel units. You must have enough units. You must have enough Lamborghinis. You must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. I'll see you on my website. It's a quick video and you'll see there absolutely nothing!
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6 AntwortenI actually like it. Tai is a great speaker and knows how to make people interested in what he's saying. Majority of people hate him because they think he's a scam and just wants to show off his Lamborghini. He uses the Lamborghini as a message, a motivation, saying that someday you could have a Lamborghini if you have the dedication
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KNOWLEDGE
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He's an ass
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von The Arbiter: 11/25/2015 8:38:07 PMI thought it was a condom ad
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Bearbeitet von TheAshenTiefling: 11/25/2015 8:34:52 PMKNOWLEDGE!
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3 AntwortenIt's an ad?
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Knowledge
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2 AntwortenCan anyone loan me some fuel units? I must have enough fuel units.
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No, the one that should be hated is, the damn Kohler faucets commercial. Comes on every time I watch a video...
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Ayy lmao