The speaker HATES this guy. Went from 100 light to 290 in one day. Click the link below to find out how. ------------------------------- Average sparrow driver learnt how to save on his next rare sparrow. Vanguard quartermaster wants this video banned. ------------------------------- Click this video to find out how one guardian made legendary marks from home using this one weird trick: ------------------------------ One hunter patrolled on the cosmodrome. What he found will make you cry! ----------------------------- Cryptarchs HATE this guy. Learn how to turn your legendary engrams into exotics using this £3 trick! ---------------------------- Learn how to make up to 500 strange coins from the tower everyday! ---------------------------- 15 'locks who aged horribly! #3 will make you cringe! ---------------------------- See embarrassing footage of the hive God Oryx! The hive want this embarrassing video [u]taken[/u] down! ---------------------------- WARNING! YOUR GHOST MAY CONTAIN DANGEROUS MALWARE! Download ghost cleaner NOW! ---------------------------- LOCAL CHRYPTARCHS NEED ENGRAMS NOW! Rahool will never know! -no tower card -no signup -no bullshit ---------------------------- Local awoken finds £1 "sweeping pill" Sweeper bots HATE her! --------------------------- Dearest friend, My name is Abdalla Anasa, kell of the house of Kenya. I have recently been handed a fortune of 10000 legendary marks written in your great-great-uncle's will. Seeing as you are the only remaining blood relative, it is fitting you should receive what is yours. Provide me with your tower card details and I promise you 20%. Take care and God bless you, my friend. ----------------------------- Blues? In [i]your[/i] legendary engrams? It's more common than you think. Click [u]here[/u] to start gallery. ----------------------------- A fireteam ventured into the dreadnought. What they found in this chest shocked the world. Click [u]here[/u] to find out more! ---------------------------- This baby vandal was found in the cosmodrome, blind, deaf and alone. Don't scroll without saying "amen" *random emojis here* ---------------------------- Here in my garage, just bought this new 1000 yard stare over here. But you know what I love more than my 1000 yard stare? Shotguns. And that's why I installed these 3 new shelves to store all of my shotguns. I use 1 shotgun, everyday. ---------------------------- Thanks to all! (Good thing I bumped this back to life!) Apparently the MOTW was parodied off of this... >:| Side note: anyone needing a clan, or just a group for some casual chat and fun, feel free to hit a request to me :D This is proper satire :) ~Spartan laser