300 or invisible to me.
If you are below 300 you are completely invisible to me. I won't be making eye contact with you, and I won't be sharing my fire team slots with you anymore after the mockery I just witnessed running a nightfall pug. Not really a pug but rather a solo with random minimal effort 280 plebs.
As soon as I joined their fire team the other two shmardians (280 and invisible to me) were instantly blinded by my light level and trembling in awe before me. I could almost taste the jizz festering in the very chair they sat in.
When we got to Warsat they both honored my elite presence by immediately dying seconds after the first skip had arrived. So I calmly ignored their revivals as I made them watch a god complete their nightfall. At this point they were most likely bowing down and chanting sacred ominous hymns towards my exalted royalty.
When I killed the boss, they were obviously dead. And I didn't revive them so they could reap any beneficial engrams that I earned for them.
As ending stats got displayed, I had clearly made a mockery out of these so called 'guardians' they both had 30 kills to my 120.
At this point the game should of calculated the pure and sheer epic quality and craftsmanship of my mastery and booted them from RNG rewards screen and then further to a disconnect weasel error and granted me with both of their rolls.
Instead, via some sort of miracle through divine intervention I got shafted with a rare auto rifle named shit shooter which I knew would immediately get dismantled into 3 marks. Ehm. Ehm. While the other two tag along ride on my back 280 hitchhikers managed to get a Telesto. Ehm. and a Monte Carlo. Ehm.
Correct.
The 300 Supreme Club. It is [i]Awesome.[/i] Join, they said. The rolls will forever be in your favor, they said.
Edit: LOW GRIMOIRE, DONT CARE.
USLESS, DOESNT CONTRIBUTE TOWARDS ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE OR USEFUL IN ANY SITUATION OTHER THAN COLLECTING FOR THE SAKE OF COLLECTING. IT'S A NUMBER GOOD FOR BEING A NUMBER SO PEOPLE CAN TRY AND RIP ON YOU FOR NOT HAVING A HIGH ENOUGH NUMBER.
BECAUSE THAT HIGH GRIMOIRE IS HELPING YOU CLEAR END GAME. ITS A DAMAGE BOOSTER FOR SURE, DAMN GOTTA GET MY SHITMOIRE UP.
Shout out to all the 300+ elites killing it out there, keep up your game and don't let these below 300 averages bring your funk to a halt. You are all Gods amongst a weakling scrub army of shmardians.
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Rants about status, only has 1 lvl 40 at exactly 300 light.
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6 AntwortenOmg you only have 3400 grimore I have 4000 get on my level lololololloloololol
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That grimoire tho.. lmao shut up you wanna be elitist
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Hah I like the satire lol
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1 AntwortenAnd this is exactly what someone with a tiny penis would say to attempt to compensate.
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1 AntwortenEw, low grimoire and didn't even complete your triumphs. Would definitely boot you right away just to take in a 275 with decent grimoire, cause you know....you probably got carried...
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3 AntwortenStuck up SOB...people have seperate lives away from this game and don't have the time to grind strikes and raids everyday
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3 AntwortenLmao rips on people below 300 light. Has one level 40 and a KD below 2.... Continues to mock other people.. People realize grimiore level.. Gets pointed out as a noob.. Denies it.. Confirmed: OP is a noob and got carried through everything to get to light level 300.
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2 AntwortenLol tries to be cool because he is over 300, still gets made fun of for low grimiore.
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Get muted you elitist 12 year old!
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35 raid completions, you're invisible to everyone.
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Easy mute was too easy
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8 AntwortenI bet women say you're invisible to them too :)
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But he only has one level 40 character
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So your telling me you don't get a plus 10 bonus damage for any grimoir above 3500??? I am humbled by your divine wisdom
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Whoo, just missed club pleb. 300 4 lyfe!
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Hahahahaha this made me lol. 10/10 sir.
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300 club ;)
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The salt Is real
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Get a life sir go out and do something sounds to me like all u do is play this game and don't get out the house bet u look like a troll sitting down in your basement
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Tasting their jizz. You do that a lot?
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Lol I'm sorry but anybody who calls themselves a god I automatically cannot take seriously. Especially when they like to the taste of jizz haha