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Bearbeitet von CumuIonimbus:
9/24/2015 3:45:45 PM
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300 Supreme Club (299 & Below are invisible to me)
300 or invisible to me.
If you are below 300 you are completely invisible to me. I won't be making eye contact with you, and I won't be sharing my fire team slots with you anymore after the mockery I just witnessed running a nightfall pug. Not really a pug but rather a solo with random minimal effort 280 plebs.
As soon as I joined their fire team the other two shmardians (280 and invisible to me) were instantly blinded by my light level and trembling in awe before me. I could almost taste the jizz festering in the very chair they sat in.
When we got to Warsat they both honored my elite presence by immediately dying seconds after the first skip had arrived. So I calmly ignored their revivals as I made them watch a god complete their nightfall. At this point they were most likely bowing down and chanting sacred ominous hymns towards my exalted royalty.
When I killed the boss, they were obviously dead. And I didn't revive them so they could reap any beneficial engrams that I earned for them.
As ending stats got displayed, I had clearly made a mockery out of these so called 'guardians' they both had 30 kills to my 120.
At this point the game should of calculated the pure and sheer epic quality and craftsmanship of my mastery and booted them from RNG rewards screen and then further to a disconnect weasel error and granted me with both of their rolls.
Instead, via some sort of miracle through divine intervention I got shafted with a rare auto rifle named shit shooter which I knew would immediately get dismantled into 3 marks. Ehm. Ehm. While the other two tag along ride on my back 280 hitchhikers managed to get a Telesto. Ehm. and a Monte Carlo. Ehm.
Correct.
The 300 Supreme Club. It is [i]Awesome.[/i] Join, they said. The rolls will forever be in your favor, they said.
Edit: LOW GRIMOIRE, DONT CARE.
USLESS, DOESNT CONTRIBUTE TOWARDS ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE OR USEFUL IN ANY SITUATION OTHER THAN COLLECTING FOR THE SAKE OF COLLECTING. IT'S A NUMBER GOOD FOR BEING A NUMBER SO PEOPLE CAN TRY AND RIP ON YOU FOR NOT HAVING A HIGH ENOUGH NUMBER.
BECAUSE THAT HIGH GRIMOIRE IS HELPING YOU CLEAR END GAME. ITS A DAMAGE BOOSTER FOR SURE, DAMN GOTTA GET MY SHITMOIRE UP.
Shout out to all the 300+ elites killing it out there, keep up your game and don't let these below 300 averages bring your funk to a halt. You are all Gods amongst a weakling scrub army of shmardians.
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#Destiny
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Lives in his moms basement and masterbates to dirty pictures of his mom while wearing her underwear and then thinks he's cool because he has over 300 light.
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Bearbeitet von Wassonn: 10/2/2015 5:52:37 AMEat a terd Edit: a large one
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1 AntwortenSo do you sleep in your special "300 Guardian Pajamas also? Do you have you mom cut your P&B sandwich's into into Ghost shapes? ... most likely have a big LIGHT LEVEL 300 posted on your listing on the dating sites also. Most likely call into your part time job and let them know you can't make it in because you have sore fingers and thumbs from playing with yourself .. oop's I mean, playing so long and since your boss is not Level 300 he is invisible to you. What a moron ... who cares! go back to your mirror and continue admiring yourself .. I am at 270 with my hunter and enjoying the game and the players I have played with in strikes and other public event's ... you obviously enjoy playing with yourself since there is no room for other players in your little world ... take a look at the comment ... you really are nothing special, many other are 300 and above ... and when I get ot 300 with one or or all of my Guardians, I will still see and and do mission with other guardians no matter there level .. That's what the game is about! .. interaction and working together.
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I don't really care if this post is serious or not. This made laugh my balls off. I'm gonna be drinking sweet tea in your honor. [spoiler]Yes, I know I'm WAY below 300 light level.[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenSave some pussy for the rest of us
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Idc if op is serious or not, that post was funny as hell. Kudos to you man. I drink a beer in your honor
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RNGsus has blessed you, but RNGsus cannot bless your skills. #GetOnMyLevel
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3400 grim....and two other shit characters. Scrub alert.
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He must be a level hundred colonel as well in all the Battlefields too. He probably has a defecation receptacle under him at all times to reduce time away from the game...
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12 AntwortenBearbeitet von Merkd: 9/24/2015 2:53:29 PMThis guy is invisible to women. He's even invisible to his own family. Not that they care. He has a character with 300 light. FEAR HIM. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FEAR HIM. Imagine him trying to contribute to a real life debate. "BUT I'M 300 LIGHT, IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU NEED A PHD" "HONESTLY GUYS MY LIFE CONSISTS OF STARING AT A SCREEN AND CHANGING MY CATHETER EVERY SO OFTEN, YOU SHOULD TRY IT" "DID I MENTION I WAS 300 LIGHT AND I MANAGED TO DO A NIGHTFALL?!?! WELL I DID, I SWEAR TO GOD I DID" "I HONESTLY DUN A NIGHTFALL GUYS, HONESTLY" I can just imagine that's the kinda shit he comes out with when he's eating a meal (was gonna say with his girlfriend, but we all know this guy -blam!-s palm and her 5 sisters every night) Your heads so far up your own arse every time you breath you inhale more of your own shit. But don't worry, he managed to do a nightfall and has a character with 300+ light, that will get you through. Would be a shame if your mum stop paying your internet bills tho... NO MORE DESTINY, IMAGINE THAT!!! You'd probably have to get your own supply of catheter bags aswell man. Probably have to get a dealer sorted out for them, they are pretty expensive...
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Nice two 180 below characters
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So you're invisible to yourself then, because you have two level 150-170 characters.
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Obvious internet tuff guy is obvious. [spoiler]" I won't make eye contact with you." Well good thing we're on the Internet huh?[/spoiler]
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Is it supposed to be hard to get 300 or something? Huh imagine that. -shrugs and goes back to his soloing
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OP has a micro peen clearly
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Forever 29(9)
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I want to say that this is actually pretty good satire... But I'm not sure...
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It's funny cause will it is and your warlock look dumb xD
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I could be 288 or I could be 303. Doesn't matter
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von UnholyJanitor: 9/24/2015 4:29:33 PMBut have you beaten Xylar?
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I am sorry your penis is so small
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You're on Play station and have less grim than I had 4 months ago, your opinion is invalid.
