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Bearbeitet von Spooky Jarl Maiq:
9/26/2015 6:04:49 PM
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I am Jarl Maiq. Visit town for good time.
[i](sprints towards you, stops suddenly)[/i]
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Welcome to [b]Townsville[/b], where Maiq is Jarl and others are not.
All are welcome, but some are not. Maiq invites many to his town, especially those with calipers, and of course, moon sugar. All inquiries will be addressed eventually maybe. Most things will make sense. Many will not.
Come as guest, as business, or as fun. Stay at Maiq's comfortable cozy inn, or sprint to our tavern for a pint of some fine skooma. Many tasty treats are also available at our cooking pit, with variety of chef as well. Pets can be acquired at our shelter for quality company and friend.
Hang out by bonfire, wail on lute, or play prank for tease. Maiq does not care. But really, he does. It is just part of Jarl.
[b]Welcome, floof.[/b]
[i](sprints away)[/i]
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[b][u]Town Markers[/b][/u]
Jarl house
Tavern
Inn
Brothel
Bonfire
Cooking Pit
Sparring Ring
General Merchant
Shady Merchant
Alchemist
Pet Shelter
Armory
Forge
Tailor
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[b][u]Message Board[/b][/u]
[i]Saltymcsaltman is town beggar. Visit beggar for additional rumor. Do not take food sack.[/i]
[i]MammothMcMuff17 is now High Guard. [/i]
[i]Killerfoxe is now Brothel Master[/i]
[i]Alexman747 is town Hunter[/i]
[i]Talos Stormcrown is smith for forge fire[/i]
[i]TheCheesyPeen plays sweet songs in tavern as Bard[/i]
[i]The_Salty_Clam has set up Sweet Roll Stand by Jarl house. The finest in Townsville [/i]
[i]morejon5 is now Townsville Archivist for store and save [/i]
[i]Senpai Lenny is caravan owner and trade[/i]
[i]Player Juan is in brothel and ready for make sex [/i]
[i]MoDDeD Aces is now joining cooking pit as gourmet[/i]
[i]Drakus Darksoul is now town dragon[/i]
[i]Lamborghini is now town chauffeur. Waive hand for ride when too far gone to walk warm sands[/i]
[i]Thedeathofsonic is now town dank dealer. Visit for good connect[/i]
[i]RustlerofJimmies is now town rustler. Rustle many jimmies, make many joke[/i]
[i]Blueberry Knight is now sweet sexy homoexotic dancer[/i]
[i]SergioTheSlayer is now town Alchemist. Buy, sell, and mixy match many potion[/i]
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Once. I saw Drakus Darksoul shoot arrows from his mouth. He it me in the knee.... * Takes Da Skooma *
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1 AntwortenMay I be the resident Arrow in The Knee man?
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1 AntwortenI am a skilled skeever breeder as well as UFO lookout.
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1 AntwortenI am local skooma dealer. Keep quiet.
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No no more skyrim
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1 AntwortenMay I be the town's [i]Official Dank Memer[/i]? (Regular name w/o sp00ky is thesamurottkid)
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1 AntwortenIf anyone needs a fine carriage or just a luxurious carriage ride come to the chauffeur btw my old forum name was Lamborghini but im a ferrari now! :P
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1 AntwortenDoes Skooma = Koosh? If so I can hook you up
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9 AntwortenI can't tell if this is shitpost or RP
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1 AntwortenAnyone want leather it fur armor, or a bow that I will somehow make at the forge?
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2 AntwortenI can dance for people
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2 AntwortenI'm just a wanderer...
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I claim the position of court wizard
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5 AntwortenNeed potions? Trade in some of your own custom brews for other ones that other travelers have made, for a price.
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1 AntwortenCan I be your official UFO look out/ reporter?
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6 Antwortenhey Maiq how's it going [spoiler] want da good stuff:)[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenYou seem to own all of townsville, yes? How does a fluffy animal come about controlling towns?
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3 Antworten[b] [/b]
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5 AntwortenI've come to this town to sell exotic animal fur. Is that ok?
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1 AntwortenDon't be the gourmet... We all know what happened to his ass
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Can I be town Hero?
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6 AntwortenAnyone fancy a fresh sweet roll??
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Why are the khajiit a cross between Russians and Mexicans? Wtf [spoiler]Read it again with a Russian accent, no real change right?[/spoiler]
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I am... the town wall. Idk who dafuq dat fine female is
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1 AntwortenPrepares ninroot and venison soup*
