Donald Trump: Terrible hair, uses petty insults, pretty good talker. Mike Huckabee: Religious nutjob who wants the Bible to be law. Bobby Jindal: Pretends to be white, tries to hide the fact that his name is Piyush and is Indian. Ted Cruz: Sorta like Huckabee. I don't know much about him. I don't follow it as much so I'm not gonna through all of them. Go through all of them if you like.