>be in hong Kong >be 97 >annoying loop music played via Intercome >be Bruce lees cousin that totally exists named Chung >a herd of fukin ugly reds are immigra- I mean invading >they want to turn our leader into weapon >start shooting people on a coca cola background >music still playing >avoid the poker chip of death and take the steriod of power >a giant head appears >its the leader >he be weapon now >the head keeps bouncing with the same fgt face >I kill him >more reds invade >oh it's one of those games... I mean days >just an average day as Bruce lees cousin Chung at the border patrol